Monkeys Fist

I knew he wouldn’t be able to keep it up.… … *coughs kamagra kid…

Shall I start a “Tits from The Trent” thread for you Gloomy, for later, when you share the joy with us ?

He should block himself.

Pigsy was obviously soaking his trotters for a few hours then saw Fish’s post, switched off the Denise Squelch porn and frantically texted his daughter. “ Wait on the path by the garden gates- I’ll be out in a minute”.

LITRES! IT WAS 6 FUCKING LITRES!

Alhamdulillah!! ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ

But… Gandaft is a multi-millionaire?

CT will be getting a micro-chub at every bloke he spots wearing a jacket when he gets his binoculars out and scans the crowd.

I blame Bill Gates.

I’m on an iPhone. Let’s see… Bible. Quran. Is the bible automatically capitalised? Is the quran automatically capitalised? So, both are capitalised at the start of a sentence but not if used mid-sentence. Have you got the Angry Gammon widget installed?

Enoch2.0.

Scouse mackems go 1-0 up then go down to 10 men.

Gay Olympics

On behalf of Britain, I accept your apology.

FYPs Angry Kid.

The Spanish lass is still getting my “vote”

Bring on the dancing fools! Eurovison baby

Mount- what a twat

Mane miss!

Fucking Box Heed Jenas. He’s like the BBC’s own covid virus.

I’d forgotten how much that shot curled in to the corner, tbh, mostly because I’m busy unzipping my pants when I watch it.

Dead Ward more like.

The Right Stuff is one of my favourite movies.