Monkeys Fist
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Bamba Dieng sounds like some 70s surf guru living in a hut in Thailand in the 1970s, heading up a mildly rapey cult.
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That bloke is certainly well endowed.
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Having said that, owning property near the coast might be worthwhile- in 10-15 years we’ll be having Mediterranean summers and Skeggy will be the new Shagaluf Costa del Palmersville for the more discerning traveller…
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Not at all. Look at how rapidly extreme weather events have escalated here over the last decade. If I was living on the coast I’d be making plans/moving.
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@PaddockLad and @ewerk, explain yourselves
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Also appropriate that the Taffs like unintelligible noises…
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Petty little cunt https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62756196
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The Sweatys.
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Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings… … sorry, wrong player.
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I mean, given the chance to rim Mrs. H, wouldn’t you?
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Dad? Is that you?
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Starring alongside fellow fuck-nugget Gina Carano. I expect this to be a very well balanced and properly researched biopic.
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Shocking behaviour this- I post a helpful video giving you retards a tool to help with your anal spelunking and I get nothing but abuse. If I regularly shit my pants in Boldon Dogs car park I’d be tempted to have a flounce
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So, you’re not really a sitter then- more of a leg-cocking action. Like a filthy mutt.
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You need to give us some parameters, like those two Tory Twats Phil and Kirsty… ” Cressida is 25 and writes horoscopes for Pugs, Angus is 26 and makes Artisan Welsh Love Spoons from baked seaweed. They have a loose budget of £10million, and want a minimum of 8 bedrooms, three bathrooms, a large, combined kitchen/microbrewery and a three bed granny flat. They want a rural retreat within easy reach of Dublin and Latvia, and they’d prefer the property to made from crushed biscuits and gravel.”
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You could try here, just for the comedy value. https://www.google.com/maps?q=54.9639921,-1.7879347&hl=en-GB&gl=uk&entry=gps&g_ep=CAISBjYuMzIuMxgAINeCAw%3D%3D&g_st=com.google.chrome.ios.ShareExtension&g_st=com.google.chrome.ios.ShareExtension Edit;
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Medburn, just west of Darras Hall, Cottier Grange in Prudhoe and Ovingham all have some new, higher-end homes now. Not sure if they’re Birkenstock friendly.
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Depends what you’re looking for- rural, suburbs etc. If you’ve not been back up here in a while, you might be surprised by how many previously greenfield areas have now been consumed by Lego house newbuild estates.
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This makes no sense- an over-large arse would hamper the Higher Hoop Hygiene method which you smallcocks disparage.
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You beasts sound like flat-earthers to we of the Enlightened Botty Brigade.
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With the recent defection of Trophyshy to the Righteous Standers Society, in the spirit of benevolence to the, as yet still unconverted medieval sitters, I present you this. Save you animals from digging in the dark.
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