Monkeys Fist

We should have a word with Wor Flags and get this done as a quiet nod to our polydactyl chums down the road. Watch the fewm

…Whilst missing the fact that, even under our shittiest manager in decades, with a demoralised and disjointed team, we still beat them.

BBC post-match interview with Howe. Newcastle United 4-0 Aston Villa: Eddie Howe praises 'outstanding' Magpies https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/63438525 The man’s a class act- he studiously avoids mention of Villa’s shithouse time-wasting in the first half ( although those steely, blue, knicker-melting laser eyes tell the us he thinks they’re cunts ), heaps praise on his players and staff, a study in professional focus and determination.… … until the end when Miggy’s worldies are mentioned, and even Super Ed has a laugh.

Aye, that’s the point.

Goodnight Board Mam. 💖

It also gives me great pleasure to have posted that in the match thread where we, yet again, fucking destroyed the Beige. Who’s their next Messiah?

That’s the best bit about this whole ride- it’s just the beginning. Howe has already imperiously pissed on everyone’s expectations and timelines of us becoming a side to be reckoned with, and he’s only going to get better in the foreseeable future for us. 12 months and a few players on from almost certainly plummeting down the Championship under Bruce, we’re realistically eyeing a top 4 finish. It’s fucking majestic.

In 26 league visits during the Premier League era at St James’ Park, Aston Villa have won just twice. The last time Aston Villa won away at Newcastle United was over 17 years ago, the infamous Dyer / Bowyer red cards match (and Steve Taylor penalty incident…). Only twice in the 26 visits have Villa managed to score more than one goal. You can see why they were expecting their “yowsual three points, Neville”

That was one of their witty banners when we went down at their shithole wasn’t it?

Let’s go to the dugout camera at Anfield, Jeff…

That backheel from Miggy to Trippier for Wilson’s 2nd…

Sent this just after full-time to a particularly Beige relative of mine, hoping for some jocular familial badinage… … not a fucking peep, over 2hrs later To be fair, it’ll be hard to be witty when he’s got his arse in the freezer trying to ease the ring sting.

Given recent results, I’ll be gutted if we don’t beat Chelsea tbh.

If anyone wants tonight’s lottery numbers, pm me for my PayPal

He doesn’t do shit goals does he?

Joelinton!!!

Mackems losing 1-0 at Luton If we win and spurs lose, as they currently are, we’re 3rd.

Just walk in to their kitchen, tune it to Radio Newcastle , turn it up and blankly stare at everyone. (If you can do an eye twitch too, that always helps. )

Heard it on Radio 6 first ( not even joking- the Huey show. )

Currently listening to this as I ride around Forest Hall on my burro, wearing my poncho and sombrero and spitting tobacco juice on stray dogs. (The album is produced by Dan Auerbach of Black Keys fame and its fucking mint)

But… … Freddie’s dead.