Monkeys Fist

Put a slow cooker on in each downstairs room, leccy blankets upstairs, don’t forget to buy( or have a rich friend “donate”) a new fucking kettle. Happy Days!

They are, and always have been, a party of destruction. They’ve destroyed communities, unions, rights and now the country. I can’t think of one, single policy of theirs that benefitted the population as a whole, as opposed to the wealthy.

Morlockgedia promoting their favourite teayum again, marra. FGM

This is all a bit John Denver… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62789877

No, cheeky fucker.… …trebuchet.

Quite apart from the blatant fascism, the sheer amount of terrible hair in those two pictures is astonishing

Instagram angles, innit Cheers though, I’ll take that.

I was doing it naked. Keeps the neighbours from giving it “ You can do mine next! Hur hur hur…” Twats.

This fucking thing… Knocking it down and cleaning up the bricks was a long, fun (not really) process. Then rebuilding the fucker, after work, whilst “learning” how to lay bricks, has been almost as fun. And yes, it’s so pissed it’s mates staged an intervention. Not far now…

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator Upload, copy and paste. *waits patiently

She has a freakishly long hand.

There’s even a massive underground car park/toilet within an easy waddle.

I’d erode her liberty and sell my kids to do it.

You had to mention Stoke…

True. What was I thinking?

Have his gaffers had a word with him? Where has this reasonableness come from?

RYP’

It is now.

Sorry, I don’t speak Yorkshire- can anyone translate this gibberish?

Needless full stop there, old chap.

Wuppertal always sounds like a shite 1940s comedian’s catchphrase.

You a sand dancer Gemmill?