Monkeys Fist

All the gammons that voted Leave to keep out “the bloody Albanians and Eastern Europeans!” after hearing this…

You might like this. https://www.thesquareball.net/blog/trouble-in-an-empty-house-terry-hibbitt/

Aye, but Phiiiiiliiiiippe was a Geordie.

No one knows what true Belgians look like as they’re all locked in cellars screwing their kids.

I’m sure I’ve posted this before, but the street High Bridge, which crosses Grey Street, is named after the bridge which crossed the Lort Burn there, before it was culverted and Grey Street was built. The Lort Burn still flows under Grey Street, and empties in to the Tyne just east of the Guildhall. ( Lort is Old English/Norse meaning “shit, rubbish” so the nicest street in the Uk is built on the Shit Burn). The High Bridge is still there, under the street, as it was just built in to the sewer/culvert rather than knocking it down. The large stone blocks at the top are the actual bridge, the smaller arch further back is part of the sewer construction. ( the white dot is obviously a ghost and the red blur is Derek Acorah shitting himself).

It’s great to see Keith going for the jugular mind. Fucking have it !

Did he have big tiddies?

Have you really? Sounds like you approached it with your usual rigor.

Thanks for the inside’er tips.

I mean, if ever there was a case for not worrying about birth control …

Confirmed.

And yet, I’m the one with the reputation …

Well excuse me Mr. Fucking Ramsay! There’s definitely some top bollock on show in my original post.

The cleaners will have to be called in to wipe off the underboob sweat before the next twat gets up to speak.

That’s quite the claim Is your mate called Hugh?

Sorry Cath, but the shit fountain posts have had me snort-laughing ( Other than your Covid results, that’s a proper bastid).

Why have they all pooped in bottles? (Sitters )

Probably not what you want to hear, but aye, it does. Do you know where he was last seen? Hopefully he was just blackout drunk or balls-deep in some hooker and shows up sheepish and sharpish.

Indeed.

Him and Johnson can console themselves counting their after-dinner waffle wages.

Microwaves mate, microwaves.

1- Looks dirtier than a home seat at the SoS* 2-Likes knocking the crust off ancient tools 3- Has a snapper like a gutted rabbit * 4- Has bappage and pulse. I see nothing but positives. * based on nothing but my fevered imagination

Aye, there was a bit of an overload which caused me to lose interest. It is apparently possible to see too many Tuts.

I was just a nipper of 7 but I despised Lee for it. Supermac was my absolute hero.