Monkeys Fist

I’m floored by this, tbh.

Obsessed. Mag behaviour FGM

Coffey is definitely no.7.

Please give me advanced warning before dropping truly shocking info like this. Also, re. the outbreak.

It’s like a Bristol Stool Chart of MPs.

Depending on her performance though, she might not come out too well …(breathing).

The Empire was cool as fuck, tbh.

The lads bitching over Lino.

At least the NHS is finally in safe hands though…

Just in case it wasn’t clear how absolutely fucked we are, she’s done the political equivalent of BDSM. “ Take it, Bitches!” Except there’s no safe word to make it stop.* * so I’m told.

Also true.

How long have you been here? Tits. Obvs. Also, “ Aspiration Nation” in Truss’ speech. 1. Fuck off 2. They’ve had to cut the three word catchphrase formula to two, poor lamb gets confused. 3. Fuck off again.

There are no winners here

Always happy to discuss the state of Hayek’s assets.

FYP

“ Hello, I’m Liz. Goodbye. “

I don’t think those arms have done a day’s work in their life, other lifting her titbags to wipe away the sweat.

I don’t think her diabetes could take my sugar.

I honestly had to check that. Fucking hell

Nowt to do with me

I thought you were joking. https://www.brentfordfc.com/en/news/article/brentford-partners-with-the-turmeric-co.-578250

Braverman as Foreign Secretary. Fuck me. This is going to be a pantomime.

“ I’ve made a terrible mistake”

Not sure, but the cheers would power the country’s wind turbines for a few weeks.