Monkeys Fist

If you need help if it kicks off, DM @ewerk He’s just had new spokes put on the cart and he can be there in about 4 days.

I just want to see Witchell lose it when it’s actually announced.

Ma HMHM -“What are you doing in the bathroom Our Howman? “ Young HMHM- “ Just taking notice of Jenny Powell, nearly done!”

I’ve just got back from the climbing wall with Fist Jnr and seen all this. I’m off until Tuesday. She can fuck right off dying this weekend like, I want my extra time off.

“ We’re in the Executive Lounge of the fucking Hilton”.

So, it was a one-way passage until you and your “friends” turned it in to a two-way passage? Gotcha. 💖

Ironic given the shit sludge washing up on our beaches.

thebrokendoll and his gay mates- pay attention ffs.

I put the ducting in that pool, 2007 I think it was. The site was a fucking war zone with us winding the gimps up If memory serves, there’s at least three Newcastle shirts and five bags of shite* in the walls. * actual shite, not sunderland shirts.

Aye, sorry. I gagged a bit typing it.

Apparently her last partner was fished out of one of her gunt folds three years after they broke up.

Clock is ticking chaps, a few days off imminent Queen postpones Privy Council meeting to rest https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62825232

Was that thread the origin of The Inherently Moral Stokoeshop? (one of this board's finest moments )

Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water…* https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-62820449 * not really, filthy shithouses.

She forgot she’d taken her nosebag off.

Neither work?

They’re all behind her, baying and cheering.

She’s doing Starmer’s job for him every time she opens her yap. How long do we think she’ll last, rounded up to the nearest month?

He should accuse her of opening her legs and flashing her biffer to put him off.…

Do you have any Italian blood?

59?

Please say she gave it to Francois. Pleeeeease

I’ve never had any complaints, sugartits.

*That’s Dame Doreen Norris , thank you.