Monkeys Fist
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Shall I, chaps?
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I second you in not doing something I don’t do. 👍
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Savage
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Whilst calling over Yoko so he could slap her one last time?
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Not entirely sure John had much to say about that, mind.
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Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. Vanished without a tres.
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“ That’s right, leave your luggage, clothes, and gold here and just step in to the ‘showers’…” 🤷🏻♂️
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Wahey! What do you call a Chinese lady with a Kenwood chef on her head? Blenda. *sorry Noelie
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Hobbiton is New Zealand, no?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Wykiki reading that -
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A goat, a wrestler, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa doom ssss…
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Just finished my first self-build house, but the builder hadn’t charged me for the roofing. He said, “ It’s on the house “
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Ukraine war: Putin allows former criminals to be conscripted https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63517680 Straight out of the Hitler playbook this mind.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Imagine being French and your parents call you Jean-Kevin. “ Wtf Maman? Jean-Paul, Jean- Michel, Jean Claude, aye- but Jean-Kevin???? Est tu havin a fucking rire?” -
Mint isn’t it? I don’t have the stats to hand because I don’t wear a Matrix style leather overcoat, (looking at you Daaave!), but I reckon that beats or equals the total nominations under Ashley’s entire regime.
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Whoa! Haad on … so is Gandaft actually buying Coventry? With Ashley as his landlord? This is going to be spec-fucking-tacular
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Is this Pornhub?
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By the way, fucking hell ! I suppose it’s easy to get distracted with Hendrix doing his thing, but it makes perfect sense that he’d need a solid rhythm section to anchor his guitar mentals to.
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Put your phone away Gloomy ffs! How rude!
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While it’s defined as winds moving in an anti-clockwise ( northern hemisphere) direction, the effect of having an anticyclone over you is light to minimal surface wind, so in the context of this discussion Renton is quite correct to cite them as something that would reduce wind power. But, they are also generally characterised by bright, clear conditions, so solar power the fuck out of them. We need multiple options. Tidal and wave power seems a no-brainer to me. Regular, dependable, and abundant.
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Disappointed tbh- I was expecting D&B, but with mad Brazilian samba drums. 5/7.
