Monkeys Fist

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Not the Queen

I’m laying a cable as I …nnnnggghaah …type, tbh.

Playing “ spot the cunt” whilst the Privy Council Proclamation crowd are stood about. Wtf do Gordon Brown and Johnson have to chat about?

Agree with all of that, additionally, it’s an absolute dirge of a tune. If Charlie is serious about celebrating our diversity, he’ll dump this abomination and commission an instrumental by Dappy and whatever is left of UB40.

New Pornhub search ?

He’s going to turn up in blackface, and a Rasta wig, isn’t he?

Probably quite a bit longer than that. I’d imagine there’s a fair bit of planning involved, (not least by the various terrorist loonies who’ll fancy a bit of it), and the rozzers who’ll stop them.

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that Queenie had one of her servants wear new shoes for her to break them in.

For real, I’d say.

It’d be funny as fuck if he went rogue

“Watched” Are you Stang out of the Police?

I was just saying to Mrs. F. that it’s a bit nippy out, now.

Giddup!

I still knocked one out last night. It’s what she would’ve wanted, Gor Bless ‘Er.

*checks for Royal Appointment crest.

ANNOUNCE YES GEMMILL!

@Dr Gloom, using your experience as a BBC shill , how long have these two lasses taking selfies in the background got to clear their desks?

*Pool. One is a place where crowds of people in a vomit-inducing state of dress share their various filthy infections whilst spending an hour or so amongst bits of their shit. The other is a swimming pool.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Charlie gets his inheritance tax bill.…