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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Don’t expect Gloomy to agree on this, he’s a puppet of the MLM
  2. How’s he going to shoot the “bum boys”, “letterboxes” and “piccaninnies” without his gun, eh?????
  3. “Charisma” politics is why we’ve ended up with the fucking sentient bladder we’ve got now- I’d much rather have an efficient, straight talking bore with clear-cut policies than another bumbling clownshoe, tbh.
  4. Also, have America’s tits stopped working?
  5. I was reading about the shortages the other day, absolutely insane. It’s due to one production facility shutting down due to contamination, isn’t it?
  6. Slightly? He was fucking hilarious
  7. Fuck off man, you’re in your mid-fifties, you voted these cunts in consistently, and now that they’ve fucked everything, you “really take very little interest in politics these days”? I bet you were the type of kid who broke your mates favourite toy then quietly put it back and said nowt and hoped nobody noticed until you’d left. This is absolutely on you and the millions of other fuckwits that voted these cunts in time after time - have the fucking stones to admit you were wrong, man.
  8. Cunterhead was indeed a Deadism. I miss Deaderz, he was a decent fellow.
  9. 14 primary school pupils and a teacher killed in yet another fucking school shooting, in Texas. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-61573831?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=628d47edfc2fb576dc00bfb3%26Gunman named in Texas school shooting%262022-05-24T21%3A07%3A06.598Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:cc3bfc35-f49e-40c7-8003-9b939c773ddb&pinned_post_asset_id=628d47edfc2fb576dc00bfb3&pinned_post_type=share
  10. Since Almiron is gradually transforming in to a Willington Quay skip rat, I’m looking forward to him shivving the brummie shithouse when we beat them next season
  11. Boehly part owns Fulwell 73, the company that made sunderland Til I Die. MLF, marra.
  12. France’s vagrancy laws are a lot more forgiving than ours- he might decide to stay, since he’s picked the language up so well #carrefour #lebusiness #tree #mangetoutmangetout #nourritured’héron
  13. I don’t want to blow my own trumpeter, but I’m absolutely nailing this.
  14. Hope it’s just tiredness and not a more serious mallardy.
  15. Our resurrection is all the sweeter as it’s happening concurrently with Bruce’s beloved Man Utd. failing miserably.
  16. You running out of duck puns Gloomy? Don’t worry, I can’t think of any more, eider.
  17. I thought mine was bad but that is truly Orville.
  18. “ Didn’t have peach, used a 6 litre tin of mandarins instead…5/7”
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