Monkeys Fist

FUPA

Mrs. CT- “ What’s that ungodly stench from the garden Tubs?” CT- “ Don’t know, I’ll have a gander…”

Aye, not sure who the bloke on the right is though.

Boldon- right now

Ok, so you’re basically saying you do have a cheeky choke wank in there. Careful sitting on the bamp settee in your gimp suit mind- if you get stuck to it, Happy Days might mistake you for a cushion and… well… nobody wants ginger pups.

The sausage roll one Haven’t the Kunts and Babylad got serious beef between them?

Piss poor shed that, mind. These plastic things have no structural strength, so there’ll be no rigging up for a stranglewank for this Tory Boy. Did you get it from the tip along with the sofa?

Why the fuck would he be in Boldon?

No he isn’t.

Strange name for a dog…

This is what was happening yesterday- taking forever to load a page, comments disappearing, general fuckiness. Seems fine today though.

Whee’s trees are theyse trees???

Fucking hell.

Spare a thought for ToughGuyMick, who’ll be truly devastated.

“I was even accused of giving the squad too much time off so I could go off on holiday!” Err, not an accusation Steven- statement of fact.

It is. Take a bow

Unless he can prove otherwise, I’m 100% that @Howay is behind that account

The Mrs. must’ve been starving last night

Given the current standing of energy companys, I’m sure any of the news organisations would love to hear from you. Also, not a lawyer or anything, but I’m fairly sure they can not only get to fuck, put can possibly be done for harassment?

The new ladies home top looks Proper old skool!