Monkeys Fist

What about selling jam to New Zealand?????

The neighbours, watching Tubs install his newly-acquired fire hazard next ti the leather sponge … ” Oh god, he’s heating the stench!”

Has Mindy Kaling got owt to do with it?

His wardrobe is definitely a Tesco bag.

Can we get Aramco to give us £6 billion as our Himalayan Pink Salt sponsor?

Mr. Elbow on 6Music has just played this, with both dead lads, Vangelis and Demis It’s pretty damn good tbh. Btw, given the aversion our European chums had to deodorant in the 1970s, that studio must’ve stank like Billy Storey’s favourite (only) jacket.

#winbyproxy. It’s funny but they 100% view it as such.

Fuck me. That’s utterly insane, but explains a lot.

Birds of a feather, innit?

Natural causes or…

Hammers- start with hammers

Well, this is convenient … https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61615236

Can he still lead the party if he’s not an MP? Just wondering, in the event he lost his seat, whether he’d actually resign as leader if he didn’t have to? I’d assume they have to be (an MP), but I wouldn’t put anything past the skinbag.

Signwriter- “ Done, looks grand tbs tbs” Galway- “ It’s Eamonn Deacy Park, ya feckin eedjit! “ Signwriter-“ Pour us a pint, I’ll be done before it’s settled!” Galway- “ Fair fucks to ye!”

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

The article attached makes no mention of Ashworth btw, but instead says that non-playing staff have had a pay rise, the first in over 10 years for many. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Famanda-staveley-sweetens-the-deal-for-newcastle-staff-mqbv6lpn5

CT’s “gardening gear”- Leather polish, concrete cleaner, wood paint.

Kinky

Generally, in most people’s eyes the singer is the band, with some notable exceptions- you’ve mentioned Rainbow, Van Halen were fairly popular when Hagar replace Dave Lee Roth, and AC/DC was always the Young brother’s band, as Brian found out when he had some hearing trouble recently. Of the above, for me, I was never arsed with Rainbow anyway, Van Halen ceased to exist when Diamond Dave left, and I own everything AC/DC ever recorded with Bon Scott, and only the first two Johnson albums. Lindisfarne have been ragging the arse out the name without either of the singers, bassist, or guitarist for years, Queen still rumble on with half the band and sundry replacements, so, I think people do pay to see these Frankenbands, but no, I’ll be fucked if I would.

Was it holographic? Did Tupac and Robert Kardashian join them for the encore?

Nah, it’s

Get in the fucken’ taxi.