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I’ll be surprised if he lasts until October when the investigation is done.

“Bridgen says that while the PM is safe for another year under current rules, until another confidence vote can be held, he adds that "rules can be changed in extreme cases".” Tories are gonna do what Tory’s do 😉

Ex-teacher. Aye

There’s a difference between a music festival and a drum and bass guerilla event in a basement though, innit?

Err… author, don’t forget author.

“ I at least guessed first” “ It was a work event” Pitiful

You lot are about as good at sticking to rules as our friend in No. 10.

Guess how old he is? Don’t cheat

The “carbonara” at Sambucas is closer to cream of bacon soup, too.

In other news… I really feel for this poor bugger. British geologist jailed in Iraq after taking artefacts He hasn’t got a chance of Truss even reading the email in the next few weeks, by which time he’ll be Mr. Rectal Prolapse.

So, how many of his Cabinet voted against him do we reckon? Gove- nailed on-absolute weasel Sunak- hammered the nails in for Gove Truss- Probably the only thing stopping her ticking the No Confidence box faster than she did was the multiple orgasms she was having in the way to the ballot box ( sorry, it’s an image we don’t need but was necessary ) Raab- depends who spoke to him last … Cunt-“ Vote for Boris!” Raab- “ Err… ok” Other Cunt “ Vote against him!” Raab- “ Err… ok” Patel- of course she did! “ Hmm, Turkish grandfather?”… *books him a “speaking engagement” in Rwanda. Dorries - Schapps - probably didn’t realise it was being held today. Mogg - Too busy shifting monies between offshore accounts to give a fuck The rest- who the fuck are they?

I’m as jaded and cynical as you mate, but I honestly don’t see that happening. If, and it’s a huge if, he somehow crawls his way to a GE as PM, he’ll be absolutely rimmed. But, more importantly, as I said before, he’s a lame duck. He’s done all/most of the damage he can do. Even if all of the “rebels” don’t vote against everything, every time, there’ll be enough voting against him every time to make him effectively powerless. And the longer that goes on, like a wounded hippo with no teeth, married to a warthog with all his missing teeth extra, he’ll just become more, and more, and more belligerent and objectionable to more and more of his beloved morons. I reckon when he loses the two by-elections upcoming, both on the same day, the calls to go will only increase. ( Can a leadership challenge be triggered without a no confidence vote? I’m not au fait with Tory party rules, but they don’t seem too averse to changing rules as it suits, so maybe a moot point?)

It’s a secret ballot, isn’t it? But do/will we know who actually voted against him?

If the “rebels” in the Tory party hold their position, he’s a lame duck- he’s essentially lost his majority. I realise that’s very likely 6th form thinking, but if these fuckers who’ve suddenly found a spine actually stick with their new found backbone, he’s lost the support of enough of his side of the House to make him impotent. It would be fucking spectacular if a few of them crossed the house, if for no other reason than to see the seethe. To answer your point though, which Tory would you have seen replace him that wouldn’t have been an absolute disaster for the country? That’s not a dig at you, Renton, it’s just how I see it- Cheddar, Brie, Casu Martzu… it’s all rotten milk.

So, me and the Mrs just went next door to see how Tom, my neighbour, is doing. He’s heartbroken- it was bloody awful, I just wanted to give him a big hug and let him know we’re there if he needs us, but he’s of the “stiff upper lip” generation, and even though it was plain as day he’d have loved a hug, ( probably more from Mrs F, than me) all we could do was let him know we are just next door, pat him on the shoulders and leave it at that. He’s a lovely old bloke and I’ll be keeping a weather eye on him over the next few months. Ffs, being British has its drawbacks like.

I’m torn tbh- if he wins the vote, I’ve no doubt at all he’ll take it as vindication and stay on, which is as good as an open goal for Labour, but I’d also love to see the fat mess thrown out on his ample arse, followed swiftly by his rabbit-woman wife dumping him like a bag of rancid shite. If he does go, I think the next leader will be decided by the margins of stay/fuck off that emerge tonight- a narrow loss will result in Gove/Truss some other fucking lickspittle “getting on with the job”, whereas a resounding “get tae fuck!” could see Jeremy Cunt or some other random come in- either way, if Labour can’t fashion a GE victory off the back of it, they don’t deserve power. I’d quite like to see Jeremy Cunt come in, as his personality is even blander than Starmer, who will eviscerate him.

If he lost 52% to 48% I’ll be playing some Alanis.

“Fucking arriba, arriba, Speedy, keep going!”

Also…

It never ceases to amaze me how, whilst doing the honourable thing and resigning, these Tory’s always manage to remind us that they are, still, cunts. “I will always be grateful to for getting Brexit done … blah, blah, slurp”

People in the replies giving her grief for not speaking out when she was working under Jeremy Cunt, but give her a break for ffs, it’s hard to speak when she’s got the gaffer’s cock down her throat.

Fuck that- I’ve got shit to do

I don’t think they had any Bong

Whenever he does eventually fuck off, this’ll be the fascinating thing- who, out of the shitshow that is the sitting Tory MPs, will replace the shitshow that is the Tory Cabinet? If someone like Gove or Truss takes over, I don’t see much changing, if someone like Jeremy Cunt wins, I can see a clearout, but it’ll be poking a copper bolt with a bog brush- the big turd might shift but you’re left with lots of filthy floaters and muddy water. They’re utterly fucked, I hope.