Monkeys Fist

I was waiting for the dwarves to come on and dance around the little Stonehenge

He should take on Dan Walker from that podcast. Closest he’ll get to a woman for years.

He’s from that generation of players that juuust missed out on the mega-bucks, and he’s spent his life bitter about it. Good- bloke’s a cunt

Rafa definitely suits a fuller beard, mind.

Just done a 9hr shift, and was getting in to drum-led tracks, or just ones with excellent drums. A selection … Vinnie Colaiuta on drums John Bonham next, doesn’t get going until 3:50, but then it’s freight train time. Keith Moon… aye. Michael Shrieve, 19 when he did this… Frank Beard- had a ‘tache Steve Gorman - not fucking Dave Ziggy Modeliste Just a few, give me more please.

13 minutes, though- impressive

One of my punters tonight has a unique name

I hope you didn’t charge for them.

Braverman setting out her stall as Home Secretary and Anti-Woke Minister, ffs. Home Secretary Suella Braverman tells police to stop symbolic gestures https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63015388

Nurse Ratched. 88. No jokes please lads, J69 idolised her and a bit of sensitivity goes a long way. 😉

Already looked them up. Can you imagine if we had to wear that shit after getting snipped ?

Dweezil’s balls. RIP.

Jesus. Remind me, they went in “ to stop the Neo-Nazis from terrorising the population” , aye? Fuck Putin.

If you liked Wolf Hall, the Shardlake books by C.J.Sansom might tickle your literary nethers.

“Retruthed” What a fucking bloat.

36 yrs old.

That’s Vic Reeves. Gets mistaken for Jim a lot.

Jim Moir?

Doesn’t end well. * *spoilers ffs etc

Aye, I tried calling it Jungle Meat, but people seemed to prefer “Chicken”.

Anyone know what he’s saying here? I can’t understand his daft accent.

I do a wicked Bang Bang Chicken in Skag.

I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles. “ Hard back?” she asked, ” Yeah, four flippers and a little head”.

One of them is from sunderland, which makes this even better.