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At which bit in the 2 and half hours is the Killer story?

This lad reckons he has proof Johnson lied about being close to death with Covid. Very interesting thread, but it’s not exactly surprising anymore.

He’s like a fat, shit version of The Predator, moving from club to club collecting the same interviews.

Sounds like he’s planning on some trouser golf with the “free” time he’ll save.

Tell them they’ll be getting a wash and there’ll be a voluntary exodus.

Happens when you break in to empty gaffs.

No you don’t. We’ll chalk this up to being emotionally drained by the Everton debacle.

Imagine the absolute carnage of them trying to buy a player - bid for Marlon Mcfucknugget from some league 1 club, £10million. Iota 1- “ He’s nay Messi like…” Iota2 - “ Catts for me like” Iota3 - “ He’s da’s a Mag!” etc etc etc x 10,000 It’ll be like watching that massive F1 pile up on repeat, in HD, 3D, smellivision.

They should put on a show at the Edinburgh Fringe..… just a picture of the stadium. It’d wipe the floor for the Comedy Awards

Oh, they are soooo fucked

“ An’ e’s owenly got five fingers, so e’s one of them disableds. Must be an MLF, marra!”

Billy had other, more pressing matters to hand… “ I must say, that’s rather shit” For reference, here’s a 12yr old kid

Woeful performance. No strategy in place. Constant blaming of predecessors/ outside forces while harping on about some apparent ‘successes. Embarrassing media interviews. Wasting what little money there was on stupid ideas. Absolutely no hope in Europe. Those backing him because they think that in not doing so means having to ‘switch sides’. And he’s STILL claiming it was all a success in interviews today. Steve Bruce, ladies and gentlemen. ( sorry wrong thread )

What happened to the big takeover that was definitely happening last week? Did they do due diligence on Gandaft?

It’s because that demographic, the owld gets, still get most of their news, which tells them what to think, from good old-fashioned newspapers- i.e. The Daily Heil , The Torygraph and the Sun.

If it gets you away, it’s a risk worth taking.

If he was driving away from sunderland I’d say it’s extenuating circumstances tbh.

Can I downstream the NHS then? I hurt my arse on a tennis pitch.

As well sounding like tickling your toddler (Fnarr), Ekitike’s surname is a palindrome. Just thought I’d drop that in.

You have to pay before you can use Netflix.

Could do without the naked bit though 🤮 Denise Squelch is more than enough for this place, without Naked Nadine slinging her guts about.

It’s a shame @Christmas Tree doesn’t “do” politics anymore. It’d be illuminating to hear the opinions of a common or garden (sofa) Tory on the Fat Mess now. *not really

Pornhub is a bit vanilla for me, tbh.