Monkeys Fist

Aye, full of them too.

Stained glass, seagulls with vendettas, ear-flicking Chavs. This has got legs, Lynne.

First time I’ve seen that, cheers. Makes you think…

Fucked his Mrs. again though , so silver linings and that.

Cullercoats in 20 years when we’re all basking in Mediterranean climates.

Looks like him, mind.

Just in from graft, Dweezil the derg has been to the mutt barber.… Obviously asked for the Bald Twit Lion look.

What’s funny about Bobbie Jackson?

And of course.

FOR SALE- 1 Large Toilet.

Hakewna Matata marra, Hawkewna Matata.

RIP. Who can forget when he planted the flag in Fenerbace’s centre spot?

The only one I wouldn’t knock the hips out of would be Pigsy Beckham.

Isak Go on son 4-0. Lets have the five

Bruuuuuuuuno!

Ciggy!!!!

WILSON!!!!!!

As it’s May the Fourth 5-0 Four each from Isak and Wilson

“ inept damp farts” Not even good enough to be a wet fart.

As I understand it, he’s enrolled on the course but doesn’t yet have a Pro Licence. Surely such a massive club as our sister loving chums wouldn’t even entertain someone with such lowly status?

Have a look at his wiki page just now. They’re desperate

This is the kind of pedantry that gets me through the day.

Would’ve been 3/3 for Labour in the councillor vote, except for the fact that I had to tolerate one of them when my daughter was best mates with her son (now daughter), at primary school. An absolute weapons-grade cunt of a woman, so the Greens got my third X instead. This is how elections are won and lost, eh?