Monkeys Fist

noted.

If that mic stand isn’t on eBay at the end of the tour, her road crew are a shambles

Nowhere near enough glare coming off the pair of shiny nappers.

Last week? Where the fuck has he been hiding for the last decade? (btw, the bloke who wrote that article looks like he’s auditioning for a part as “ Shakespearean Space Villain” )

@Kid Dynamite, can you deal with this please?

You’d hope she’s as dirty as her room.

I nearly tripped over the lass out of T’Pau coming out of Killington Lake Services on the M6, because she’s fucking tiny, ( I’m not exactly Robert Wadlow, either). She was not happy.

Rail strike: Agency staff could cover future disruption https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61773437 Can we extend this to cover Tory MPs? Whenever one of them has be removed for being a rapist or paedophile or whatever, just get an agency MP in- much cheaper, can’t possibly be any worse, and it’d demonstrate that they absolutely practice what they preach/force on the rest of us. Cunts

He’ll just keep topping them up once he’s had a few sherbets.

I mean, it all depends on the kind of bench he’s referring to…

I was thinking that was me mid-left, but on closer inspection it’s Gemmill and CT lined up perfectly

Even a broken cock is right sometimes, or something. ( Morgan being the dysfunctional penis, not you, obvs. ).

Btw, Ms. Fist went to her first gig last night- Libertines in the circus tent on the Town Moor. ( she was offered free tickets ,and she’s only 14, so I’ll give her a pass ). Came back absolutely buzzing, loved it.

http://www.fashionela.net/fashion/accessories/marc-jacobs-unveils-new-j-marc-campaign-starring-winona-ryder/

Yosser Hughes to replace him.

As would Bong Eyes Cracknell And Winona, whilst we’re about it

Oh, call me an old fart, but she’s still looking mighty fine in 2022

I didn’t say she wasn’t- but she’s also slightly bong eyed Rest assured I would disappoint her at the drop of a hat.

Replaced with “It’s complicated”. I hope he’s ok, Hun?

Aye, the last bit. Unfortunately I’ve come to realise that we live in a country brim-full of absolutel cunts.

That lasses’ tatas are as cock-eyed as Sarah Cracknell

Looks like Dan Walker in drag

Are these lions also eating da poo poo?