Monkeys Fist

I’d have slapped her daft.

That’s quite enough pontificating from you.

Labelled “ Neck Wider Than Head “

I’m just disappointed it’s stuck inside.

Shapism is NOT WELCOME HERE! Reported.

Spanish lass at 1:33 thinking. “ How the fuck did I end up here? “

12,000 replies in our thread over there. Rent free.

Jordan’s face there- looks like it’s made from three different people. Some 12yr old lads hair, Mrs. Doubtfire’s eyes and Andre the Giant’s jaws.

No, we have Chelsea at home two days before the break, but have a fairly easy run in before that 😉

It’s always fun when one of these absolute whoppers has a sudden attack of “The Morals!” By the end of this, we should be able to, fairly precisely, determine exactly how thick the filling of the shit sandwich needs to be for each of them before they’re full. Fuck ‘em all.

The little smile when he knows he’s got him

Hopefully we’ll have the Champions League place and Title sorted for the penultimate game at home to Walkers Crisp City.

FYP

I’m sure they found plenty of those.

Mario Kempes… everyone wanted to be him in the kickabouts at break times.

What is it with Panama hats…

Did you reply “ No, Yoorksheh!” ?

#Chi sono queste le chiavi?

I bought an inner tube from my local cycle shop the other week, and it was nearly three times what I paid for the same one a year previously. I asked the owner why it’d gone up so much and he said. “ Fuck off, I’ve heard it.”

Data protection mate, can’t use names.

“Pre-order now and have your name in the bewk.… because we need the pre-order money to pay the printers.” Fucking chancers.

Tearing the Heart and Soul out of the game.…

That’s Sir Bobby on the scoresheet in the 10 goal howking Fulham dished out to one of his future clubs, isn’t it? I