Monkeys Fist

As the universally acknowledged guitar expert on here, the black one looks the dogs bollocks.

That’s a bet I’ll take

He’s a proper little weasel, Gove, isn’t he?

I bet his dealer has put his prices up today

So, which fucking no-mark will replace her when the inevitable happens? Gove? Sunak? Coffey? They’re running out of barely credible candidates, aren’t they?

Didn’t have any Toni Basil. Shit the lyrical bed instead.

I fucking wish we had a similar level of protection from these cunts.

The Prodigy knew the crack. also

The Tories won by a landslide last election- being in the majority doesn’t make you right. Filthy spelunkers.

Bet he’s a stander.

better commentary than Tony Gale.

He looks like a young hippy version of Statto.

Errr… aye, get fucked.

It wasn’t Shane.

Miggy! 4-0

Why are we using tanks in training?

Can someone explain to CT that that’s a penis, he won’t recognise it with the shaft.

Extra time, penalties, then the referee makes up some new rules. Basically, Man Utd under Ferguson.

0-2 to us, with a special appearance by Les doing his Bryan Ferry impression in the away end.

Interesting article about about how wars end, and likely outcomes of this one. None of it particularly uplifting, but worth the read. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annals-of-inquiry/how-the-war-in-ukraine-might-end