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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Honestly, if it was all-out nuke time, I don’t think I’d want to survive it.
  2. Plenty of time to perfect her slopping out tekkers then.
  3. I went to the open day at the kids school. They’ve got these whiteboards in every class. Remarkable.
  4. It’s at times like this I miss the IRA.
  5. Doreen Norris no less I wouldn’t be getting the Christmas decorations out, Liz.
  6. Aye, be prepared for women in dungarees and men in sandals.
  7. The best thing about Seven Stories is it’s right next door to the Cluny and the Ship, so once the kids have had their fill, you can get yours
  8. You posted this exact same reply on the previous page.
  9. So, logically, without us buying this fat little cunt, we wouldn’t now be the richest club on the planet Thanks Michael “ He’s thirteen!” Owen.
  10. Whilst that’s sublimely excellent, I’m slightly upset that he didn’t use Derek’s most famous line… ( yes I know it’s fake ).
  11. Not sure what age you’re after, but Seven Stories springs to mind, also the Discovery and The Great North Museum. This popped up, I haven’t looked at it because it’s the Chronicle and therefore shite, but it might be useful. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/family-kids-news/autism-friendly-places-north-east-11844724.amp
  12. Honestly thought it was a trailer for a new season of Sons of Anarchy until I saw which thread it’s in…
  13. They’ve not told him he’s the VAR monkey yet.
  14. Brigg’s book didn’t scare me half as much as the Protect and Survive bullshit that we were fed at school and at home. https://wellcomecollection.org/works/xd3w9bw8
  15. Explains your username quite nicely though
  16. Just make sure you’ve got plenty of white paint, masking tape, beans and a few spare doors. You’ll be fine.
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