Monkeys Fist

You’re on a list now.

When did Kyle MacLachlan take over at Brentford?

Apparently I failed my test.

Confirmed

Hang on- the Chicken Nonce was in Palmersville Aldi?

Fat Ronaldo and his Mrs. must’ve got lost…

2-1.

The problem is, Fish, even the “reasonable” mackems are still, well, mackems. It’s inescapable.

Oddly, Mrs.F. bought me a stick deodorant last week- I read the label and it said ” Remove cap and push up bottom”. I could barely walk in to the A&E.

88yr old man causes hospital evacuation by arriving with a WW1 shell stuck up his nethers.

Looks really familiar but I can’t quite place it…

I was all for spaffing the lot on OnlyFans, tbh, but this’ll do as a distant second choice

Aye, being there for your mate will mean more to him than you probably realise.

My wife demanded that I stop constantly impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down.

It’s like our version of Dave TV- minus the humour.

What’s the suction like? Is it bagless?

3-0

Just out of interest @MickArter, have you ever shit yourself?

He’s got us pegged, here.

Decent band until Gabriel left.

Tonsorial Determinism- looks like a bog brush, ends up caked in shit.