Monkeys Fist

I was all for spaffing the lot on OnlyFans, tbh, but this’ll do as a distant second choice

Aye, being there for your mate will mean more to him than you probably realise.

My wife demanded that I stop constantly impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down.

It’s like our version of Dave TV- minus the humour.

What’s the suction like? Is it bagless?

3-0

Just out of interest @MickArter, have you ever shit yourself?

He’s got us pegged, here.

Decent band until Gabriel left.

Tonsorial Determinism- looks like a bog brush, ends up caked in shit.

Mick Arter. Changed his name from Frank after a torrid childhood

Le oops.

Is the French version of “cans” Champagne enemas on ice?

Zut alors etc.

Reported. Leafism. ( the racism is obvious …)

I’ve always suspected that after take-off, Sala looked up his new manager, Colin, and after 20minutes took matters in to his own hands.

You’re all Villa fans.

I have similar feelings towards “buckle” in the same context. Not to be confused with “buckled”, which you were last night.

Can someone check the “Shit yourself” thread for this lad’s post?

Aye, this is on McKay’s wiki page ”had played a central role in the transfer, including arranging meetings between the involved parties and generating fake interest in the player, and was responsible for arranging the fatal flight. He was given an official police warning for his conduct towards Cardiff members of staff in the aftermath of the transfer.” Lovely bloke. The bolded bit says it all, really.

Really tough, and probably unique situation tbh. I can see the case for both clubs. If you put the fact that you’re dealing in humans to one side momentarily , then you basically have a case of a seller and buyer making a transaction and the “goods” have been lost in transit, as brutal as it sounds. The responsibility should then rest with the “courier” of the transaction, and I guess it’s down to Cardiff to show that they had no say in the decisions made by that party?

Ready to Groom mods…

Well, shiiit!