Monkeys Fist

Nice to see Trips back.

Not with this fucking ref.

CIGGY!!!!!!!!

One ear flick and Renton will be in a dead feint.

Fyp

@wykikitoon ’appen

Speaking of speed bumps …

Well, that’s abominable.

This lad here is one of my old workmate’s grandsons. Poor kid is from Blyth , absolutely worships BDB, who has gone over and above with this initiative, according to said mate.

Fucking poetry, that, Gloomy.

Maybe he’s just going to expand the circle of his friends?

I have to confess, whilst I’m about 80% utterly indifferent to the whole shenanigans , I very much hope that the Israeli lass wins by a fucking landslide, just to give all the social media posture-merchants a nugget of shit in their Sunday morning turmeric shots. It’s a fucking song contest, ffs.

Is that Sandy? Lovely lass, stinks of bins.

It’s a bit of a shock to find the Dutch being ridiculously racist…

Take this bed-wetting nonsense and…

5-0. 3 from Isak, 3 from The Bull of t’Leeds, 3 from Bruno and a hat trick from Gordon. BUJ7 with a brace for the winner.

“Can you point to the page where the bad man made you enter a false amount? “

My mate is a lumberjack so last Christmas I got him a watch. An’ a log.

Speaking of time travel, I heard a great joke next week.

One of my daughter’s friends has been kicked out tonight, so we’re arranging emergency beds* and related palaver so the poor lass can sleep with a roof over her tonight. What kind of cunt kicks a 16yr old lass out on the street, ffs? *Guess who’s kipping on the fucking sofa tonight…

It’s a bit daft that they have to put an R in anal … … as well.