Monkeys Fist

YOU’RE NOT MY MOTHER!!! ( unless it’s time to change the clocks, obvs )

What did they advise on Mumsnet?

In Korea, if you’re born at 11:59 on December 31st, then a couple of minutes later you’ll be 2 years old.

He’s getting old and crotchety. How old are you ewerk?

Returned to Sender. What a bloke

So called accountants…

Aye, take care Craig, have a beverage and be there for the kids, about all you can do.

Didn’t have any Covid vaccines, gave him some Skag instead.…

I always thought his cameo in the Young Ones was great. 08:11, then right at the end.

“ Good Evening, The Taj Mahal, Westminster, can I take your order please?” ” Rajpal, it’s Coffey, can I have my Bad Day at Work order please?” ” Certainly Ma’am, so 10 stuffed Paratha, Two buckets of chicken pakora, 6 Lamb Bhuna, Three Duck Naan Pizza, extra pickles, no salad? Anything else?” ” Beer… all of it.” ” Certainly Ma’am” *belches, “ Fucking sharpish! “ hangs up

No more party buckets for one on the expense account. Poor beast. One thing about this whole shit show that makes me genuinely laugh is that Brexit, the very thing that was meant to keep the Tory Party unified, has been the prime cause of their utterly comical self-destruction. Just a shame that we’re all getting shafted in the process.

Bell Ends.

Ah, Batavia applied Kale’s constant? Kos if not, you’ll be getting a Rocket up your arse.

LOLlo Blondes Eh?

2nd shortest serving Chancellor according to Beeb. The guy beating him died of a heart attack while in office

I have no idea. Don’t worry- neither does he.

“ Smells like Billingsgate Market here, pet”.

Quite possibly the most entertaining introduction to a video I’ve ever seen.

It wouldn’t be a true mackem vox pops without a mentally disturbed street drunk, and, sure enough… at 5:43.

Not enough lumps in it.

Maybe that’s why someone ran you over?

How the fuck would that work? Would Rishi just sit on one of her shoulders, like a parrot, slagging off Johnson and Truss until they also get kicked out in a few weeks? Call a fucking election man, woman man.

That’s clearly just a projection on the inside of the ice dome. It looks red because over distance the denpressure makes light smell of piss, or something like that.

If Fish’s lad turns out to be a 6’7” blonde with blue eyes, we know the score.