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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Anyone know any good parking spots in Wimbledon?
  2. It was them who tripped her.
  3. It’s terrible that Johnson’s actions/inactions have put the billionaire Sunak out of work. How will he cope?
  4. Where’s the Kamagra Kid when you need him?
  5. Him and Jimmy Two Times have business concerns in Little Italy- what of it?
  6. I wonder if Dora the Explorer ever found Nemo on her travels?
  7. All the symbols have worn off so you can’t see which button is which. It’s pure muscle-memory now.
  8. One has to keep the archive functional.
  9. “Have a word with “our friend” at the LTA, start the disinformation campaign.…” ”Done” https://www.lta.org.uk/fan-zone/british-tennis-players/cameron-norrie/
  10. Can’t trust these Spitfire-inventing fuckers 😉
  11. HMHM hands over tickets to his daughter… ” Dad, these are for the Girls Aloud reunion at Powerhouse”
  12. Nah, I’ve got some paint drying, then I’m stabbing my eyes with rusty nails.
  13. I am now the official TT Diaby expert. Any queries about him must go through me.
  14. Didn’t Steven Segal once get put in a choke hold and shit himself, a la Derek Acorah? Not sure if that was before or after he started beating the crap out of Kelly LeBrock?
  15. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Bilbao
  16. Bould and Winterburn. We don’t know it’s Arsenal , we don’t even know it’s a North London club. Whoever it is was arrested in Barnet. That’s as much as we know, and as much we should PUBLICLY be saying.
  17. He’s missed a trick like- should’ve dressed as a munchkin.
  18. He’s only ever seen two pairs of tits in his life, and his mam is out at the Bingo. He can keep the fucking Batsuit on, thanks.
  19. It’s nerd. North East Retard Dialect.
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