Monkeys Fist

I can’t remember the exact charge, but didn’t Adolf Patel face similar charges when she was International Development Minister, over “private” meetings she had in Israel?

Imagine being schooled by Stephen Crabb, the homophobic, god-bothering sex pest who had to resign as W&P Secretary Nadine’s nips are going to look like wilted baguettes by the end of tonight’s bitty session.

No idea what you could possibly mean…

But… you’re listening to it.

Also, Savile fucked kids, corpses, and the disabled, but Thatcher fucked the entire country.

Fucking hell, the NSPCC … unreal.

Tbf, that’s every Tory PM in living memory

Interesting that our Comrade in Arms, Brother @Christmas Tree has yet to comment? Perhaps he’s too busy manning the picket lines or volunteering at the local food bank? I’d love to hear the views of our far left friend, though.

Which big decisions would we say he’s got right then?

I’d go the malicious compliance route here, and just add the word today, as I’ve placed it above. Then change them each day, keep everyone in their toes.

Is fewm a common tinterweb term when referring to our fragrant brethren down the road, or is the account holder among us?

Oh my fucking word

You don’t want that on your browser history man! Just ask the Mrs next time

Nah, given the state of Johnson’s nerves tonight I’d have said she’s giving him a blumpkin.

Dorries can breathe through her ears, which is how she got to where she is today.… … on her knees

Happy Birthday David.

Anyone know any good parking spots in Wimbledon?

LFCd YP

It was them who tripped her.

It’s terrible that Johnson’s actions/inactions have put the billionaire Sunak out of work. How will he cope?