Monkeys Fist

He’ll fit right in.

Aye, they just want to get on with the job of getting on with the job, done.

Fadge had yeast in it I’m not joking either http://www.foodsofengland.co.uk/stottycake.htm#:~:text=The difference between a fadge,known locally as Tough Geordie. My old man liked his with dripping too ( Also, Forest Hall Greggs still does stotties)

You think he’ll stay long enough to do that? I think the Tories, with their new-found morals, principles and integrity will have him out the door within a week.

That’d get him a place at Ronnie Scotts

I remember nearly choking laughing when my dad asked me if I fancied a nice bit of fadge when I was about 14-15.

Are you suggesting Johnson is a psychopath?

Fadge

Work Evented YP

Have we actually got one?

What are odds on at least one of his new Cabinet being outed as a known sex-pest within a week?

He’s the last half man/half roomba standing.

I didn’t think Lazy was a race, tbh.

Can’t be interrupting the ATC’s lunch, can we?

I was going to post Blue Waffle, but I’ll leave that to Renton.

When’s that ever been an impediment to Tory PM’s?

I watched it again with both hands, and the sound off. Monica Belluci, more like

A new back bencher has thrown their hat in the ring for the leadership contest. Not much is known about Joan Borissette, but she’s quietly confident.

If the Tories picked Bobson Dugnutt as next PM, hell, even I’d have to doff the cap

They’ll need to build some booster steps at the despatch box.

My dream of seeing him lead out of No.10 under duress lives on!

It raises more questions than it answers tbh, him staying on, one of them being, as you say, what is the point of Raab? Isn’t this exactly when a deputy PM should step up?