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“ Toucher in aisle 36!”
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That’s no way to talk about Denise Squelch.
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Nothing like a good shaft grip whilst executing a clean box stroke… … Giddup!
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Poor Neighbours- 2:10a.m. ” What’s that creaking love, sounds like it’s coming from outside?” ” I’ll have a look… it’s him… aye him… he’s on that fucking sofa… oh god, no…please stab my eyes out”
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What’s your favourite stroke?
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Pants off is your only remaining option. Try not to sit on your bollocks
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I’m genuinely worried the poor fuckers might be on the brink of a famine here. Ewerk, any tips for our six-fingered chums?
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Err… no KFC either for the Classy Boys…
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Fuck off, it’s too hot.
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Glad we got that sorted.
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Didn’t freak me out, I just always thought it was a proper cunt. Still do.
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For reasons I still don’t know, I fucking hated that cat.
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Iced tea is the absolute tits in this kind of heat.
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Oof! I feel for you mate. Fucking nightmare
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No good reason then
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Why’s ASM got wanking bracelets on?
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The new Rich Energy Racing colours are unveiled by the latest “team member”
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Alcohol dehydrates you,
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CT’s next “garden sofa”.
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Met Office site is now saying we’ll hit 31° in Forest Hall tomorrow, so they’re updating all the time.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Grealish is thicker than a castle wall, isn’t he? -
Aye. @Christmas Tree , please get yourself a 15’ Mad River Explorer open canoe, you’ll need pfds, paddles, dry bags and that, but that’s enough for a beginner. Then I’ll buy it all off you for half the price later