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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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It’s really nice- owned and run by an Italian family.
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https://puntoitalian.co.uk/ On Heaton Road, it’s the tits.
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Ti suggerisco di provare un buon ristorante मेरा सुझाव है कि आप एक अच्छे रेस्टोरेंट का प्रयास करें
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His response to hearing about Weinstein blacklisting his daughter Mira was pure Paulie.
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Kyphosis is the preferred term we use at the Dad’s for Change group, yeah?
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Just imagine the adventures you can have once the probation officer takes your ankle tag off.
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Aye, but then you can’t have your kayak and eat it.
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You should give the upper Tees a crack CT- beautiful river and valley, easy access. High Force to Low Force. Get in just above High Force …
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Nobody fell in? What did they give you??? “ Master Wave Dog, this pointy headed fucker wants to hire some SUP boards for the day…” ” Give him that old barge and a couple of shovels, he’ll never know the difference and think he’s Steven fucking Redgrave”. “ No worries”
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After 45 minutes of falling in a pond, CT is now an Aquatic Zen Master
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How many points did the star have?
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I see Elton John spent £2million on a gym for his pet rabbits. It’s a little fit bunny.…
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They wouldn’t know a good player if one walked up and shagged their kids… …wait.
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Aye, but when he does it, it’s classy marra.
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He can warm the bunk for his boss
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Meanwhile … Cunts.
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The extra digit makes all the difference
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Gemmill be like…
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“ That’s uz buoycoutting the Mirror woman, chuck ‘em out” “ Arr, narr man Wor Exile, it’s the smoothest one of the lot- Jordan and Little Jordan’s arseholes are in tatters as it is ‘cos we can only eat cheesy chips now. We’re nearly veygans!”