Monkeys Fist

Been a bit busy, mate.

Wash it down with a few pints at the Turbinia afterwards… what a night!

It’s really nice- owned and run by an Italian family.

https://puntoitalian.co.uk/ On Heaton Road, it’s the tits.

Ti suggerisco di provare un buon ristorante मेरा सुझाव है कि आप एक अच्छे रेस्टोरेंट का प्रयास करें

His response to hearing about Weinstein blacklisting his daughter Mira was pure Paulie.

Kyphosis is the preferred term we use at the Dad’s for Change group, yeah?

Fuck me.

Fell off yet?

Just imagine the adventures you can have once the probation officer takes your ankle tag off.

Aye, but then you can’t have your kayak and eat it.

You should give the upper Tees a crack CT- beautiful river and valley, easy access. High Force to Low Force. Get in just above High Force …

How many did you buy?

Nobody fell in? What did they give you??? “ Master Wave Dog, this pointy headed fucker wants to hire some SUP boards for the day…” ” Give him that old barge and a couple of shovels, he’ll never know the difference and think he’s Steven fucking Redgrave”. “ No worries”

After 45 minutes of falling in a pond, CT is now an Aquatic Zen Master

How many points did the star have?

I see Elton John spent £2million on a gym for his pet rabbits. It’s a little fit bunny.…

They wouldn’t know a good player if one walked up and shagged their kids… …wait.

Aye, but when he does it, it’s classy marra.

He can warm the bunk for his boss

Meanwhile … Cunts.

The extra digit makes all the difference

Gemmill be like…