Monkeys Fist

Martine Croxall: BBC News presenter being investigated over impartiality https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63376310 Guess who she was “partial” against? *Clue- has probably fucked off back on holiday.

Sunak will be the UK’s shortest serving PM.

Do you know many rich cunts? It’s their default setting man.

His Mrs. is shorter than him, isn’t she? 😉

What size did you get?

That’s way too nice a house to be on wearside, both before and after the boom-boom.

Pork neck.

Neither was Charles Manson, tbf.

Beef or Lamb?

No beer? 5/7. Must try harder.

His poop locker though …

Certainty not the “washed” bit.

I imagine there’ll be hell toupee in the dressing room.

*waits for dressing room victory photo, and all the delicious comments.

Was he fucking walking it?

Internet must be down in Turkey.

Close enough

Just shy of 12 months since Howe took over from the Baconator, and we’re in 4th. Long way to go til the end of the season, but fucking hell, what a magnificent bastard Eddie is.

Winning In The Rain* *wrong film, but lick iz

5 minutes. ffs.

Baaallz