Monkeys Fist

Fancy going halfers on a shipping container of nose pegs? Flog ‘em to the locals for 5 dirham each?

Exile- “……”

CT watching Denise Squelch on the Oculus.

If he’d turned the camera towards the pitch, or at the floor, or put it in his pocket… all better angles.

Fuck off Reg! FYP.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 5 words.

“ Pavement announced a European tour for late 2022, their first in 12 years, and announced a North American leg on November 2, 2021.On May 23rd, 2022, the band played their first show since 2010 for a sold out crowd at the Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles. For the tour, the band were joined by additional keyboardist and backing vocalist Rebecca Cole, a former member of the Minders and Wild Flag. Regarding her presence in the band, Bob Nastanovich noted: "[She] makes us better than ever, allowing us to play so many songs better than ever and also play 10-12 songs we’ve never played before. She makes us more versatile." Decent by all accounts.

Tune in next week when Suella learns how to open a letter.

Also, if you want to cure your insomnia, listen to this interview- it’s tremendous.

I’ll put my Stone Island, LeBreves and Crocs on and come round yours in my Subaru cockmobile and give you a bitchslap, cheeky infant.

“ I was taking the piss”. There. 5 words.

David Sylvian currently giving an interview in Radio 6. Not his biggest fan, tbh, although some of his later solo ambient stuff is interesting … which is more than can be said about this interview. Talking for half an hour and saying absolutely fuck all is some skill.

If anyone is a Pavement fan, they’re doing a live session on Radio 6 at 6pm today. ( for our chums in all the former colonies, that’s 18:00 FY time)

FYP

I think the best option would be to make all their Morlocks wear blindfolds whilst in the shitting/seating area. As well as discouraging the pied paedos from escaping, it would make life so much easier for this month’s manager.

Hats off to HRA- he’s started the clusterfuck with a passion and dedication that you love to see. Are we expecting him to see Christmas in work, or will it be Gove/Hunt/Patel’s turn on the Shitter by then?

Tory Conehead… hmmmm

Now that you mention it, this rings a bell… …end.

This needs further explanation please and thank you.

No one is looking at her face.

Mick Mahoney Super Goalie Na na na na na !

We haven’t had a West Midlands thick racist Brexiter board invasion for a while, they were such fun* *they weren’t.