Monkeys Fist

My Grandad had memorised the entire bus timetables for every bus from/to/travelling through the Killingworth, Westmoor, Forest Hall and Burradon area. By memorised, I mean he could see a bus passing, tell you which route it was, where it was going, when it’d be back, he was a fucking machine ( if he was alive today he’d be all over that map like a dog eating chips).

I remember watching When The Wind Blows by him, and becoming more traumatised as it went on. Not as traumatic as pictures of Denise Squrlch, but close. Anyway, here’s Lynda getting bummed by a gorilla.

Aye, who can forget those …bracelets

Lynda Carter might be in her 70s but I’d happily put her hip out.

Lamont Dozier, 81. Absolute fucking legend.

Not exactly “over”…

Right at the end, aye. Couldn’t have gone smoother if you’d covered it in lube

Drove my first artic wagon today. Didn’t kill anyone or crash, so that’s a good start

Also… ” Shall we give Da a dignified send off?” ” Nah, chuck him on the back of an old tranny”

The reg

Heresy!

‘ mean, all I wanted to do was talk about my beloved paradiddles, ‘mean, that’s what this forum is for?

Olivia Newton Gone, morer liker.

Steady on Ringo, you’re not even the best drummer in the band!

Where’s the Kamagra Kid when you need him, eh?

In times of stress, a man has to act. edit; Wykiki is more than welcome to have his match thread duties back, by the way. Fuck That Sheeiitt!

Good God, that page is fucking honking. “ Use all did her proud…”

Except Craig…

New title - “When Seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think Eddie’s Fishers of Men will be thrown into the sea.” @PaddockLad or an admin has to edit it, fuctifino how. We’re in full-on panic stations here.

And this reply

Kung fu is useless against birds… they need to be using Wing Chun.… … and there’s only one man to train them.

Its like they found half a litre of red paint and didn’t want to waste it.