Monkeys Fist

To save everyone having to click the link Dorty Blake.

The Pink Pound is a lucrative market, so I hear.

The Knight seems to be a bit quiet these days… I’m beginning to think his nark might’ve been the Baconator himself?

Go large, etc.

close enough.

* Balmbrases’es’

Evidently

Aa went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of June Eighteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's efternoon; Aa muh nuh nu Balmbra's, na na na LADEN!, Diddly Pom de da da dah, that's on the road to Blaydon. OH ME LADS…

Howay then Craig, who is it?

Don’t they need, like, a venue?

They’ll be fewmin at missing out on the chance to play us in the Amnesty Cup

@PaddockLad Delete thread.

Speaking of big, juicy melons, I got my filthy mitts on these yesterday.

In before Gemmill

Nah, I was in a bright orange van with giant fucking carrots on the side. Subtle as baaallz.

Q: What shall we do with this angry, violent, convict’s penis? A: Clicky

Sunglasses on

The Department of Booberology have just issued an official Pink-Nosed Puppy Alert. Having just driven through the city centre I can confirm the skeetatch is ridiculous- like BOGOF day at Tits-R-Us.

CT realising that, at 3cm, a gorilla’s lob on beats him by 2cm

Incoming! Incoming! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-62489808

Aye, when I was in the game the biggest players were the worst payers. It got to the point where we knocked work back from Tolent, Gallifords and the likes because it wasn’t worth the ballache of chasing your money.

You looked it up, though, didn’t you?

Gorillas have the smallest penis in relation to body size of all the Apes, so he’ll at least be authentic