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I know it’s probably the last thing on your mind right now, but there are some very nice alcohol-free beers knocking about. @Meenzer is probably better placed to advise, but staying off the peeve mightn’t necessarily mean you can never have a beer again, just have one of the booze free ones? I buy them fairly regularly so I can have cold one of an evening if I’m working the next day and they’re really nice. I don’t know if this will help or hinder you, or if the right time to say so, so feel free to tell me to fuck right off , I just thought it might be a little light in the storm.
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Fuck. Sorry man. How you doing?
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Commence Operation Fewm, play in Saudi kits.
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Sounds like something from @Isegrim’s private collection.
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Is your lass safe in the panic room?
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Only student who finished early, though.
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Home delivery- comes in a taxi
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After a long, hot and pleasantly fragrant (due to my impeccable hygiene) day driving around the upper Tyne valley, I’m having this in the garden whilst shithousing the mutt. Note; only after necking it did I remember it’s 10.7% Oops. Thankfully the remaining cans in the fridge are session ales.
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This was taken after her swim above, and moments before the 400m Peanut Smuggling Relay.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I bet Pickford is a sitter, the T-Rex armed filth monger. -
Given their family name, you’d think they’d be able to spell Michael.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Indeed, life…ahh…finds a way -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
All you manky spelunkers, swabbing around Poop cavern blindly hoping to connect, clearly have something in common. Since your loudest and proudest proponent, Wi Pi Pi Gemmill is famously deficient in the forward trouser area, it’s just logical to conclude that you all have nothing stopping you either, as you blindly dab away from the front. I have to dry the tip after sitting, so my squat to wipe from the back is not only more hygienic in every sense, but a physical necessity due to my gi-fucking-normous man eggs and bairn’ses’ arm. -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Clearly not you, shitdipper -
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The board is heading for a bigger split than the Great Civilised Stander/Filthy Sitters Rift of 20…wheneverthefuckitwas. Eyes vs Pies (charts…ish). -
This xG is an ex-joke, it has ceased to be.
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Nee bracelets! ( what’s Roger Waters doing to the right of her? ).
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Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Definitely a scat site, then. “ Alreet Homs, welcome to me site ‘Wuh Aal Shit and Piss The Same’ I’d like to point out I have a far higher subscriber count than my Spurs counterpart. Lets down to business.… nnnnnnnnnnghaaah!”
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That’s cracking. -
To save everyone having to click the link Dorty Blake.