Monkeys Fist

Mental this game, mind.

“Dinner’s in the bin, I’m in the pub”

You ok, Hun?

He’s opening the new NUFC Cheese Room.…

“ Bonk!”

Having read this review, I really want a copy of Barnes’es’s crazy adventures.

“No…thing.… guys. “ ( apologies to @Howmanheyman)

3 posts in Belta Minge gets you a Mass Debater’s badge.

I won’t believe it until I see it… …please describe Matt Hancock in one word.

Can you please tell Mrs.F she only has to remind me every six months, please and thank you.

Is it time to put the clocks back yet?

Absolutely nailed on that that the daft knacker has pre-booked the shit hearse from a few pages ago for his own send off.

Definitely- that bloke only has three chins and his nose is in the middle of his face.

City being the gorilla…

She’s top notch tbh. Free baby sitting for years, loves a party, cooks like a pro. I’m easily pleased but I’m not daft 😉

After having my several beers in the garden, Mrs.F came home to inform me we’d been invited up the street to the Mother-in-Law’s’es’ for “cocktails”. Fuckitty Fock Bollocksed.

Here, lads, I like me football and I like some quality boobage. If someone comes up with an xB , x is the expectation of small nips/ size of surrounding boob, I’ll be all over it explaining why Salma is the Gold Standard. But. As far as likelihood of some cunt scoring a goal ? It’s just not that interesting- in fact, it’s dull as fuck… it sucks the life out of what’s the meat and bones of watching football- being totally and utterly biased towards your own players, regardless of whether or not they’re better than your opponent. It doesn’t matter. Who’s got the best xG, our lad or their’s? Who’s got the best tits, Salma or Ms. Belluci? Enjoy the game, man. Stand up to wipe.

Are we all talking about Stevie here, or someone else?

Somehow fabricate a reason to go Jesmond. Tittytastic

Honestly, mate, get back on the piss