Monkeys Fist
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I was a tree-hugging stoner communing with nature while all you ruffians were having fisticuffs with each other.
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How embarrassing man, John Smiths too Love the fact his Mrs. kept filming when the inevitable happened.
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“ Maaa-aaam, for vhe bazilliongthgnth time, just switch vhe cameragh on, come up vhe steps, and fillum me singing. Get it right vhis time woming-don’t make me throw me piss-jugs” -
Where non-starter business ideas go to die
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Restricted visibility can have a very scary effect
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Shall I, chaps?
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I second you in not doing something I don’t do. 👍
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Savage
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Whilst calling over Yoko so he could slap her one last time?
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Not entirely sure John had much to say about that, mind.
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Miguel the Mysterious, Mexican magician extraordinare, is on stage and announces he will vanish on stage, on the count of three. Unos… Dos… then poof, he’s gone. Vanished without a tres.
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“ That’s right, leave your luggage, clothes, and gold here and just step in to the ‘showers’…” 🤷🏻♂️
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Wahey! What do you call a Chinese lady with a Kenwood chef on her head? Blenda. *sorry Noelie
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Hobbiton is New Zealand, no?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Wykiki reading that -
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A goat, a wrestler, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa doom ssss…
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Just finished my first self-build house, but the builder hadn’t charged me for the roofing. He said, “ It’s on the house “
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Ukraine war: Putin allows former criminals to be conscripted https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63517680 Straight out of the Hitler playbook this mind.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Imagine being French and your parents call you Jean-Kevin. “ Wtf Maman? Jean-Paul, Jean- Michel, Jean Claude, aye- but Jean-Kevin???? Est tu havin a fucking rire?” -
Mint isn’t it? I don’t have the stats to hand because I don’t wear a Matrix style leather overcoat, (looking at you Daaave!), but I reckon that beats or equals the total nominations under Ashley’s entire regime.
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Whoa! Haad on … so is Gandaft actually buying Coventry? With Ashley as his landlord? This is going to be spec-fucking-tacular
