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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Also appropriate that the Taffs like unintelligible noises…
  2. Petty little cunt https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-62756196
  3. Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings… … sorry, wrong player.
  4. I mean, given the chance to rim Mrs. H, wouldn’t you?
  5. Starring alongside fellow fuck-nugget Gina Carano. I expect this to be a very well balanced and properly researched biopic.
  6. Shocking behaviour this- I post a helpful video giving you retards a tool to help with your anal spelunking and I get nothing but abuse. If I regularly shit my pants in Boldon Dogs car park I’d be tempted to have a flounce
  7. So, you’re not really a sitter then- more of a leg-cocking action. Like a filthy mutt.
  8. You need to give us some parameters, like those two Tory Twats Phil and Kirsty… ” Cressida is 25 and writes horoscopes for Pugs, Angus is 26 and makes Artisan Welsh Love Spoons from baked seaweed. They have a loose budget of £10million, and want a minimum of 8 bedrooms, three bathrooms, a large, combined kitchen/microbrewery and a three bed granny flat. They want a rural retreat within easy reach of Dublin and Latvia, and they’d prefer the property to made from crushed biscuits and gravel.”
  9. You could try here, just for the comedy value. https://www.google.com/maps?q=54.9639921,-1.7879347&hl=en-GB&gl=uk&entry=gps&g_ep=CAISBjYuMzIuMxgAINeCAw%3D%3D&g_st=com.google.chrome.ios.ShareExtension&g_st=com.google.chrome.ios.ShareExtension Edit;
  10. Medburn, just west of Darras Hall, Cottier Grange in Prudhoe and Ovingham all have some new, higher-end homes now. Not sure if they’re Birkenstock friendly.
  11. Depends what you’re looking for- rural, suburbs etc. If you’ve not been back up here in a while, you might be surprised by how many previously greenfield areas have now been consumed by Lego house newbuild estates.
  12. This makes no sense- an over-large arse would hamper the Higher Hoop Hygiene method which you smallcocks disparage.
  13. You beasts sound like flat-earthers to we of the Enlightened Botty Brigade.
  14. With the recent defection of Trophyshy to the Righteous Standers Society, in the spirit of benevolence to the, as yet still unconverted medieval sitters, I present you this. Save you animals from digging in the dark.
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