Monkeys Fist

Just got home, obviously disappointed, but … … I’m not disheartened. We were the better side by a country mile, but we lacked any final attacking threat, which we must, and will, inevitably address. Putting this game in context, a year ago we were staring virtually inevitable relegation in the face. To even be here is an unbelievable achievement on his part. Howe has worked godly levels of improvement on our club, and will continue to do so. Maybe this final came a year too early, but we can walk away from this with our heads up. Off the pitch, there was only ever going to be one winner, but we took that to another level. The shot of our end, with the Black and White stripes and the flags, was genuinely hair-raising stuff. The way our owners interacted with our players and staff as they came up to collect their medals was just superb, and that’s from a grumpy old cynic. I wish we’d won, but I’m in no way ashamed of where we are as a club, and we’ll do the job properly next time. Howay the Lads

I’m not seeing a cone-headed elderly gent in that clean up team mind… … unless he had to dash off to his hotel for a piss?

Get in there and show them what true athleticism looks like

This flesh planet shouting “ You Fat Bastard” at the old bloke. Mackem Logic

Everyone dry and fully clothed, fountains are floater free. You seeing this, mackems?

Go for it, Da(ve) Vinci

If someone more skilled than me could give this the Di Caprio mash-up treatment that’d be smashing, thanks.

This would fit him perfectly

Classy fans archive incoming… https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/sunderland-coventry-jimmy-hill-outrage-15222864.amp

Is that the emergency Bhuna kit?

Swift exit after you’ve dropped the kids off at the pool?

If anyone’s going to “do a Mackem” in Trafalgar Square, it’ll be Tubs.

He was raging for hours, or the couple were schtupping for hours?

Meanwhile, CT finds himself in Brixton, on his 3rd Erdinger, desperately asking if anyone knows where “DJ Gloom” lives?

FYP

Wahey! Techno Hitler! Giddup

Explain in the secret forum please

Took a minute

Yes.

Who is he?

What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes

Too late. It has to be this. I say we put it to the vote

Didn’t have a cherry tomato, used a turnip instead.

Tell her it’ll make the headlight eyelashes look shite…