Monkeys Fist

My dog’s just gone mental, and I now realise it was the high-pitched screams of outrage from Medieval-on-Wear that set him off.

A company spokesman, Mr I. Amjack, said, “ Fun88 no longer wish to be associated with murderous Maggy bastids, marra, FTM “

Aye, aye, link us to the one where he tells us how to make bank in the antiques market whilst solving quirky murder mysteries, cheers.

Quiff getting amongst it.

Aye

Still can’t drink water

I’ve just seen a massive shooting star over the North Sea, in the north east sky, and nearly fucking shit myself. “ The mad bastards have done it!”

Picturing Sunak hunkered down in the Bunker, listening to Johnson banging on the door as the world fucking burns… ” Finally, inflation has settled down”.

Show a bit of respect ffs, that’s the Secretary of State for Environment, Food , more Food, and Rural Affairs.

It’s utter crrrrap!

He’s an absolute goldmine

“ No, no, Adam, you misheard us- “tick”… put it away. “

Aye, pal.

He’d never forgive us lads, so @sammynb

And another!

In other news, here’s another nice picture of spaniel’s lugs

I’m not your…

“Mention ‘head’ one more time, mothafukka!”

I was thinking more The Last Kingdom.

Get a virtual one - no hair, no shit to pick up, and if it yaps it’s fucking head off at everything single fucking thing that passes within 200m of your house, you can switch the little cunt off. Also won’t make you, your house and furniture stink like a wet tramp’s nest. Otherwise, don’t pay hundreds for a posh mongrel spackadoodledoo, go to your nearest shelter and get one from there.

We’ve talked about this, guys.…

We’re owned by the Saudis- I reckon any spine he had left exploded about 12 months ago

PYP pal