Monkeys Fist

Proper MLF. FGM Marra

Fucking hell.

Poetry

Glad I could help… …I think.

I’ve never been but it’s got an xY(ummy) of 3.6.

Tesco,? ‘ark at marra moneybags ! FTM!!

I couldn’t agree more.

Of course, if we lose, you’ll have to stfu about it, aye?

You still pissed?

I reckon we’ll see an xV mostly against this, which doesn’t mean that’s the way the vote will actually go, but…

Ooh, fuck me. I’d maybe have a think about seeing someone professional mate? As always, we’re here to provide support and light punnery, as appropriate.

I “saw the light” a good few years ago, haven’t been proper drunk in ages. I had the choice on Sunday of a 1pm start in Town with a lad I know from offshore, or 3:30pm meeting my brother in a local. Me and bro had 5-6 beers over the duration, not even groggy on Monday. I rang my mate the next afternoon and he sounded like Tom Waits

Fuck’s sake man, Gloomy doesn’t know we lost yet!

Also, they want to be careful what they wish for, as a quick “independent regulatory” look at the ( grain price-fixing) source of their lack of wealth would see their pocket-money billionaire owner swiftly fucked off out the door.

Didn’t use bulldogs either… Savage.

Gloomy, you can come out now, it’s safe.

3-0 😉

I’d class this as a failure on our part, tbh. It’s screamingly obvious we need, not just one, new strikers.

They’re a small-time, racist, paedo loving, provincial shit-hole. Their opportunities for joy come from shagging their sisters, shitting in public places, and buying fruit by imperial measures. They are, as we all know, an irrelevance in the grand scheme of things, but I still take great pleasure in witnessing their behaviour that confirms all of the above. As we move on, they’ll stay where they are… nowhere. FTM

Karius did a pretty remarkable job for someone who hasn’t played a match for two years, especially in a crucial position such as his. His lass should be getting herself lubed up as we speak