Monkeys Fist

Quite apart from the blatant fascism, the sheer amount of terrible hair in those two pictures is astonishing

Instagram angles, innit Cheers though, I’ll take that.

I was doing it naked. Keeps the neighbours from giving it “ You can do mine next! Hur hur hur…” Twats.

This fucking thing… Knocking it down and cleaning up the bricks was a long, fun (not really) process. Then rebuilding the fucker, after work, whilst “learning” how to lay bricks, has been almost as fun. And yes, it’s so pissed it’s mates staged an intervention. Not far now…

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator Upload, copy and paste. *waits patiently

She has a freakishly long hand.

There’s even a massive underground car park/toilet within an easy waddle.

I’d erode her liberty and sell my kids to do it.

You had to mention Stoke…

True. What was I thinking?

Have his gaffers had a word with him? Where has this reasonableness come from?

RYP’

It is now.

Sorry, I don’t speak Yorkshire- can anyone translate this gibberish?

Needless full stop there, old chap.

Wuppertal always sounds like a shite 1940s comedian’s catchphrase.

You a sand dancer Gemmill?

Also paging @Meenzer, your time to shine.

Genuinely, I was not aware we were twin cities, nor that we had been since 1947. I’m 54, and I’d say that I’m very much pro-Europe, but this just isn’t common knowledge here? Most people are aware of our relationship with Bergen in Norway, mainly due to the annual gift of massive Christmas tree from there. Obviously we’ve played Schalke in pre-season friendlies, and this now makes more sense I can’t recall seeing a “city sign” with our twinning anywhere in the city, and given that we’re twinned with 9 cities, it’d be a pretty big sign, so you’d think it’d be noticeable?

As if they know who their Dad’s are

Shoulda done a Shefki