Monkeys Fist

I know the Tories changed the rules on No Confidence votes to get rid of the Shagger, is there a minimum time period from becoming PM before they can get rid, I wonder?

I was curious whether crabs actually have a wang. First hit on google https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/hermit-crab-penises-evolved-to-protect-shells

Iranian women protesting the mandatory wearing of hijab 1979

Aye, he was no angel, which makes it all the more pertinent I reckon.

This clip of Nasser, former Egyptian President, is doing the rounds.

I’ve always liked the drums in this too. Banger! Bang’er!

I was waiting for the dwarves to come on and dance around the little Stonehenge

He should take on Dan Walker from that podcast. Closest he’ll get to a woman for years.

He’s from that generation of players that juuust missed out on the mega-bucks, and he’s spent his life bitter about it. Good- bloke’s a cunt

Rafa definitely suits a fuller beard, mind.

Just done a 9hr shift, and was getting in to drum-led tracks, or just ones with excellent drums. A selection … Vinnie Colaiuta on drums John Bonham next, doesn’t get going until 3:50, but then it’s freight train time. Keith Moon… aye. Michael Shrieve, 19 when he did this… Frank Beard- had a ‘tache Steve Gorman - not fucking Dave Ziggy Modeliste Just a few, give me more please.

13 minutes, though- impressive

One of my punters tonight has a unique name

I hope you didn’t charge for them.

Braverman setting out her stall as Home Secretary and Anti-Woke Minister, ffs. Home Secretary Suella Braverman tells police to stop symbolic gestures https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63015388

Nurse Ratched. 88. No jokes please lads, J69 idolised her and a bit of sensitivity goes a long way. 😉

Already looked them up. Can you imagine if we had to wear that shit after getting snipped ?

Dweezil’s balls. RIP.

Jesus. Remind me, they went in “ to stop the Neo-Nazis from terrorising the population” , aye? Fuck Putin.

If you liked Wolf Hall, the Shardlake books by C.J.Sansom might tickle your literary nethers.

“Retruthed” What a fucking bloat.

36 yrs old.

That’s Vic Reeves. Gets mistaken for Jim a lot.

Jim Moir?