Monkeys Fist

I put the ducting in that pool, 2007 I think it was. The site was a fucking war zone with us winding the gimps up If memory serves, there’s at least three Newcastle shirts and five bags of shite* in the walls. * actual shite, not sunderland shirts.

Aye, sorry. I gagged a bit typing it.

Apparently her last partner was fished out of one of her gunt folds three years after they broke up.

Clock is ticking chaps, a few days off imminent Queen postpones Privy Council meeting to rest https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62825232

Was that thread the origin of The Inherently Moral Stokoeshop? (one of this board's finest moments )

Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water…* https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-62820449 * not really, filthy shithouses.

She forgot she’d taken her nosebag off.

Neither work?

They’re all behind her, baying and cheering.

She’s doing Starmer’s job for him every time she opens her yap. How long do we think she’ll last, rounded up to the nearest month?

He should accuse her of opening her legs and flashing her biffer to put him off.…

Do you have any Italian blood?

59?

Please say she gave it to Francois. Pleeeeease

I’ve never had any complaints, sugartits.

*That’s Dame Doreen Norris , thank you.

I’m floored by this, tbh.

Obsessed. Mag behaviour FGM

Coffey is definitely no.7.

Please give me advanced warning before dropping truly shocking info like this. Also, re. the outbreak.

It’s like a Bristol Stool Chart of MPs.

Depending on her performance though, she might not come out too well …(breathing).

The Empire was cool as fuck, tbh.

The lads bitching over Lino.

At least the NHS is finally in safe hands though…