Monkeys Fist

Wonder if Pardew managed to get jiggy in his role as Official Cockernee Sparrow?

You on the Guinness?

Does she have to go and kiss Charlie’s ring again?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/winning-a-trophy-under-every-british-monarch.1589019/

Just rang Grandma Fist, no answer. Tried her home line, no answer. Got a text back “ I’m at the bingo” Life goes on.

So, is Brian May going to play Bohemian fucking Rhapsody on the roof again, or will we get Candle in the Wind MK CCXXV from Reg?

Just bought 6 First class stamps this morning. Fewming if I can’t get a refund.

Wrong Liz, tbh.

I said to my brother earlier, I’m a bit nervous tbh. Things have never gone too well when we’ve had a King Charles. He said we should just skip to King Billy…

He’s had to drop the black folks off at their quarters before heading up to the Big House.

That’s my first clear memory of the ground, Light blue on a blue background wasn’t it?

I think you’re missing the point of bells

Apparently church bells will be wrapped in leather when she goes.

Anyone fancy a sweepstake on when it’s announced? If so, I’ll go for 9pm tonight. I’d arrange it all but I can’t be arsed.

The upcoming Griefstonbury Festival is going to test my legendary powers of tolerance, I fear.

If you need help if it kicks off, DM @ewerk He’s just had new spokes put on the cart and he can be there in about 4 days.

I just want to see Witchell lose it when it’s actually announced.

Ma HMHM -“What are you doing in the bathroom Our Howman? “ Young HMHM- “ Just taking notice of Jenny Powell, nearly done!”

I’ve just got back from the climbing wall with Fist Jnr and seen all this. I’m off until Tuesday. She can fuck right off dying this weekend like, I want my extra time off.

“ We’re in the Executive Lounge of the fucking Hilton”.

So, it was a one-way passage until you and your “friends” turned it in to a two-way passage? Gotcha. 💖

Ironic given the shit sludge washing up on our beaches.

thebrokendoll and his gay mates- pay attention ffs.