Monkeys Fist

Why are we using tanks in training?

Can someone explain to CT that that’s a penis, he won’t recognise it with the shaft.

Extra time, penalties, then the referee makes up some new rules. Basically, Man Utd under Ferguson.

0-2 to us, with a special appearance by Les doing his Bryan Ferry impression in the away end.

Interesting article about about how wars end, and likely outcomes of this one. None of it particularly uplifting, but worth the read. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annals-of-inquiry/how-the-war-in-ukraine-might-end

Fallout 5 - Wideopen.

I think several things will dictate any response to Putin using nuclear weaponry. First, where he targets- if he hits any NATO members, he’ll be getting a warm reply. If he targets one of the “hoping to be NATO” countries, the response will be the same. Added to that, where, within any country he targets, will play a large part in the response. If he targets a town or city, goodbye world it’s been a wild ride. If he targets a strategic military site, say for example Brizlee Hill in Northumberland, I think a like for like nuclear response, and also a bunker busting “Goodbye Vlad” missile to take him out will be sufficient- he must be taken out, but whoever steps in after him needs to see we aren’t fucking about but are still open to de-escalation. It’s a terrifying thought, particularly when we have a current leader who idolises another fucking psychopath, but if handled correctly, even a strike on NATO soil needn’t be the end of us all. I’m still holding on to the diminishing hope that his nuclear arsenal is in a similar state to the rest of his military, and he’s playing the biggest game of bluff ever, or if he launches, it just goes boom at the launch site.

Which he won’t be serving, as he’s been in custody since July.

Fist Jnr…

Is that big blue skidmark North Yorkshire?

I’m a simple man with simple tastes.

Credit where it’s due, she has not fucked about in making sure the entire country realises how utterly bereft of substance she is. Since she killed the Queen on Sep. 7th, the entire country went on standby mode for 14 days or so, which means that she’s effectively been PM for 1 week. Hats off to the gormless titwitch.

Also.

People still had a sense of community then though. 30+ years of “Fuck you, I’m alright Jack” has seen to that.

5 minutes in the US of A and Wykiki’s Red-pilled and gone full Trump

That’s what they said about Liz II.

Or… get multi-millionaire Ministers to pay for their own duck islands, wallpaper, porn subscriptions etc.

Cause of Death : Laughing Like Fuck at Truss’s Incompetence.

Type “ dart mission “ in to Google

Or that their owner’s company is responsible for purposely restricting grain exports, keeping the price high, and fuck the hungry.

“ Ah theh gonna put a big dome over Brat’fud?” Here’s hoping

Wtf has Angela Rayner got to do with this?