Monkeys Fist

It would be a great loss to the world of broadcasting if Jenas lost his voice, permanently.

Two dyslexic lads walked in to a bra…

Ronaldo is buying them with his “mutually agreed” payoff.

STREWTH!

He’s getting sent home from his 2nd World Cup, isn’t he? He’s absolutely right though and hats off to the cunt for saying so.

Fiddletastic

It’s fucking disgraceful that anyone in either of your positions should have to worry about this shit, but it shines a light on the Tory mindset like nothing else. Best of luck mate.

He was on £500,000 a week at Manure wasn’t he? No top club is paying that for him. He’s going to some Saudi or UAE club for sure.

Aye, I’m surprised any of them are watching at all, given their status as guardians of human rights in the north.

You take my name out of your damned mouth!

We should buy him and hoy him in the reserves just for the fewmz.

Against Argentina too… their little gammon brains must be so confused

I’ll let this pass.

If you’ve got summit to say…?

Peak humour, I thought?

This lad?

We were driving through the Alps last summer and I had to get Mrs.F. to take over driving as I was laughing so much. She said, “ Why are you laughing at mountains?” I said “ They’re not just mountains, they’re hill areas.”

Some of his best mates are “poor”.

Just grow some dreadlocks.

Whatever I expected, it wasn’t that.

FYP

If Pickford didn’t have stumps for arms he’d have saved that

Wilson!