Monkeys Fist

Probably quite a bit longer than that. I’d imagine there’s a fair bit of planning involved, (not least by the various terrorist loonies who’ll fancy a bit of it), and the rozzers who’ll stop them.

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that Queenie had one of her servants wear new shoes for her to break them in.

For real, I’d say.

It’d be funny as fuck if he went rogue

“Watched” Are you Stang out of the Police?

I was just saying to Mrs. F. that it’s a bit nippy out, now.

Giddup!

I still knocked one out last night. It’s what she would’ve wanted, Gor Bless ‘Er.

*checks for Royal Appointment crest.

ANNOUNCE YES GEMMILL!

@Dr Gloom, using your experience as a BBC shill , how long have these two lasses taking selfies in the background got to clear their desks?

*Pool. One is a place where crowds of people in a vomit-inducing state of dress share their various filthy infections whilst spending an hour or so amongst bits of their shit. The other is a swimming pool.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when Charlie gets his inheritance tax bill.…

They could’ve cleaned up the piss before she got there.

That’s next Friday.

Do you win £5?

Are you casting nasturtiums* at the integrity of mackem history? *I wonder if the Crown Jewels remain still cleaming?

That’s a bit Limbist, like.

Happy You Killed The Queen You Monster! Day.

I was going to nip up to Killy Lake and grab one for the Christmas table, but apparently Chaz was Instaking the moment she shuffled.

They’ll be doing it again soon when King Sausage Fingers signs out. Do we do 1 year jubilees?