Monkeys Fist

My lass had a moistness to the eyeballs when they announced it, which my kids instantly ripped the piss out of her for. So proud.

Bonio will be issueing a copyright notice on that, licketty split, so he will.

I’m just glad that there’s been such a typically British, understated and reserved response.

Another filthy sitter.

Make your mind up, ffs.

“She sat on the throne for 70 years” Filthy sitter, tbh.

Adam’s draft replies; “Thanks Mick, it takes a lot of guts to do… no, can’t say that “ ” Thanks for being the bigger man… Shit, no” “ Cheers Fatty! Maybe not”

FYP

I don’t doubt that, but what’s he going to fight back with? Any troops who aren’t already in Ukraine will know that their mates are taking an absolute shoeing, they’ll mostly be stationed on border patrols and other permanent military bases. The invasion force was apparently mostly new conscripts, he’ll have a job on his hands getting enough new cannon fodder for any kind of retaliatory force, and that’s just the bodies needed- he’s clearly not got anywhere near the hardware everyone thought he had, and what he does have is old and fucked. It’s not looking great for Wor Vlad, and it doesn’t look like he ever thought he’d be in this position. I read something a while back about how he’s been surrounded by yes men for years, who are afraid to tell him the truth or advise against his proposals, so this will be an almighty, unexpected kick in the balls. You love to see it.

A win for Ukraine, in Ukrainian terms, would be the full withdrawal/annihilation of Russian troops from all of their pre-2014 territory. As things are going, that’s not too hard to envisage. I’d have normally said that Putin would use another invasion of one of the Westernised former Soviet territories as a diversionary tactic to fill the news at home with “magnificent victorious” images of their troops, but he’s not going to have any troops left after this. If he doesn’t succumb to a mysterious and rapid illness, or fall out of a window, I wouldn’t be surprised if he went in to one of his friendly neighbours countries like Turkmenistan and “took over” in a bloodless coup type of affair, anything to save face. It’d be a lot easier if someone just offed the cunt.

Aye, but he never made it past Calais as Pritius Patelinius was the Roman Commander at the time.

I heard Russia wanted a sit-down with Zelenskyy a while back to discuss peace, before all the Game of Thrones shit started here. How do you say “Lick Iz “ in Ukrainian?

CT’s neighbours desperately hoping they get invited to the next street's Flag Shagging Party.

Bonus points if you put zombie make up on.

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Not the Queen

I’m laying a cable as I …nnnnggghaah …type, tbh.

Playing “ spot the cunt” whilst the Privy Council Proclamation crowd are stood about. Wtf do Gordon Brown and Johnson have to chat about?

Agree with all of that, additionally, it’s an absolute dirge of a tune. If Charlie is serious about celebrating our diversity, he’ll dump this abomination and commission an instrumental by Dappy and whatever is left of UB40.

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He’s going to turn up in blackface, and a Rasta wig, isn’t he?