Monkeys Fist

Dammit.

Aye. Shouting wasn’t an offence last time I checked.

Depends how my chakras are.

They couldn’t get the building materials for a cathedral, on account of not being on the mainline railway, or major roads, or airport …

Sitters Disease.

HMLF.

Are talking about King Tampon or Prince Peggy here?

Other than having his hoop stretched by hookers?

Dont be daft man, that would cost him at least a gold carriage, and maybe a small part of Cornwall, poor bloke would have to cut back on his inkpot-removal skivvies.

I can give him some tips with that mind- 1- Stop taking public money, you obscenely wealthy twat. 2- Stop taking public money, you obscenely wealthy twat. 3- See 1&2.

Just had a look.

I have the greatest respect for you Sonatine, but Lord! You are no nearer being correct now than four minutes ago when I posted.

Come on then smartarse, here’s a random multi choice. Q. How many prostitutes per day are you allowed to kill? 1- Unlimited 2- Up to 10 3- Unlimited only if they are Eastern European 4- 10-20, as long as you are parked and it is safe to do so.

Which one? There’s a plethora of riches at the minute.

Just passed my HGV theory, hazard perception and Case Study tests in town. I’m a happy chap, as the online practice and revision site I was using was giving me fails on 9 out of 10 of my hazard attempts. Turns out they were using shitty, out of date clips and the actual test was a piece of piss. Since I got the Metro in, I’ve had a stroll along to the Free Trade for a spot of drunch

Nah, same shite just more sweaty.

I wouldn’t get your hopes up there, either.

Not sure about the new haircut Cath, but you suit the glasses.

Arf arf

I’m having this printed on T-shirt.

You’re going to have to translate in to English mate.

Is that, like, a double chin on the top of his tit? Lost Neck Monster.