Monkeys Fist

Why would they care when they’ve got pissed Delia giving it the big ‘un ?

I wonder if she can tell the difference between his watery jizz and the constant stream of piss leaking out of him like a fucked fridge? Slight uptick in the Umami?

Thick as a slab of mince, then?

This bint Gabbard- previously a liberal leaning Democrat, supported free healthcare, gun control, first Hindu Congresswoman, etc etc, threw a hissy fit, sucked off Trump, and joined the Republicans a month ago. Now in overall charge of US Intelligence. It seems so obvious, but she can’t just be doing this for the grift, can she?

They won’t once Donald has Drained the Swamp… … or was that last time?

Fyp

Grandad Tyson will lap that shit up like a dog eating chips. 2nd round KO.

And we thought Therese Coffey was bad… … well, she was, but not “slavering idiot” bad. I wonder if RFK and Wolfy have ever discussed how denpressure affects the effectiveness of Ivermectin?

That reminds me of @catmag’s efforts at Cookie Monster cookies

Four innocent young lads, a few rough, bearded types, and an old lad with a weathered pole all come together over a ring. There’s a one-eyed tower of power too.

She was a hooker previously so it’ll have cost him.

Oof! It’s not like they painted it bright yellow with some red warning stripes to make it easy to see either! And they put it on the path, not the road, the sneaky fuckers.

Can someone quote the above, so Ibby can actually read it, coz apparently I’m blocked Save them posting endless screenshots.

Look at you, kiking up the price of evaporated milk.…

Fyp again.

Are you posting from your phone? If you want to quote someone’s post, just hit the “quote” in the bottom left of the post. If you want to quote multiple posts, tap the little plus sign next to it instead, on each post you want. It’ll bring up a floating box which you tap once you’ve chosen all your posts to quote

Reminds me of Jack Charlton…

Spoilers ffs!

Fyp.

Didn’t get to see Wolf Hall 2 the other night as Mrs. F. put Day of the Jackal with Eddie Refmayne on and we ended up bingeing 5 episodes

BASTARD! I want to know what Eddie embraced now! Was it a trout? His Mam? A bag of onions? Damn you Knight Ryder and your click bait temptations!

He’s a Badger with a mushroom tadger.

Luke Onion reminds me of Pheeeelleeep Albert, because after he retired he sold onions, and always had one in his pocket… … probably. Edit; Here’s Phillipe giving his mate, Herge’s Adventures of Tin Tin, a sneaky peak at his pocket onion behind the fruit stand. What a lad!

Parked up outside of Sittingbourne in Kent. As I exited the ablutions hole, a lad pulls up in a van with, “Ask me about our famous Kentish Gypsy Tarts!” lathered all over the side. So I did. My mind was naturally thinking- “Wahey, man’s got a load of dusky cockney Salmas in the back, ready to read my palm then drain my sack!” Nope- they’re a local delicacy, apparently. The lad could obviously tell I was deflated, and instead of a blowy off Madam Zaza, he gave me a freebie (see above). The filling is brown sugar and evaporated milk, whisked to fuck, then baked in the case. Diabetus in a tasty bite. Hey ho, off to my “social media” to look up Gypsy Tarts, see if I can get the recipe…