Monkeys Fist

Bad craic on today of all days… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-64987190

We started watching Detectorists again recently. It really is very good, although somewhat lacking in chebbage. Also , by request of Fist Jnr, waiting for all the new Mandalorian episodes to release before watching it.

I had some serious depression during the pandemic mate, for a number of reasons. I’m much better now, but still have off days, the difference now being that I don’t beat myself up about it if and when I have one. Also, let’s be honest, a graveyard isn’t exactly a cheery place to have the conversation you had with old pal, so take it a bad day and you’ll be back to your usual cheery self tomorrow

So, having said to Mrs. Fist the other day, “ Why don’t we invite our mothers round for lunch on Mother’s Day?”, which would’ve been an increase of two to our usual Sunday dinner, I’ve now just been told that it’s 15 people, 3 of whom are vegan. Fuck my easy Sunday

If we just stop all the brown people and their pesky small boats, even we plebs will rich beyond our dreams. What’s so hard to understand about that?

I’m just glad he’s finally got a solution.

Bernabewwww!

Mackem manager interview questions; Do you know the over riding importance of Sixinaroah? Is job security something you care about? Catts for you, like? When polishing a turd, where in the South Stand would you sit? Welcome to the Tramp Nou. * * with thanks to Toonpack.

Charlie Magri’s real name is Carmel Magri.…

Tastes like Spicy Nik Naks?

Atlanta is a city in the US that hosted the Olympics. Atalanta has some pwopa nawty geezers.

I wonder where she gets that from?

I quite liked Nice 'n' Spicy Nik Naks until about 30 minutes ago.

I know everyone is distracted by his… hat. But wtf is up with his right foot in the left pic?

April 1st. Fucking jizz whippets aren’t even trying to hide the piss taking are they?

I’m loving it tbh. I’m at the stage where I can fly about on metal birdies, but haven’t been to the baddies island yet. I’m pissing about in the Arena ( where there’s a very good sharpshot bow to get, but it’s 80 fucking medals!) and upgrading the armours you mentioned before I fuck around with the big boys. Also nipping back to early game bases as there’s some new missions popped up now that I’ve got my wings. Havent’ played TLOU2 yet, I really enjoyed the first. Control is a cracking game- bit of a head-fucker at times, but it gets better as it progresses. The powers you gain are quite good fun.

Ben Davies is a footballer for Spuds. Ben Dover is a film maker of fine repute.

Don’t be a pecker!

These things happen in the low income, single ethnicity, areas of cities. Usually on cold grey mornings.

That’s fowl

Is that miserable mackem twat, James Bolam?

Nah, pizza mate.