Monkeys Fist

Pelanty!

Get fucking Henderson off, wtf was he tackling him there for?

Got to say I’m not unduly worried yet. We’ve not shat the bed, and if when we need to, we’ve got great options on the bench. If we can get an equaliser, I can see France getting nervous here.

The second a French player went down, our Brazilian chum couldn’t blow fast enough. ( pause whilst we all acknowledge the entedre potential there)

We’ve responded well to going behind, no panic, just a quiet seethe.

Aye, we’re getting nowt so far decisions-wise.

The only mackem lass I’ve ever had conjugals with was a proper BOBFOC. Scored with her in Glencoe on a climbing trip, afternoon of climbing, evening on the piss in the Clachaig, then back to the digs- halfway through scuttling her I got the “wet mouth” and knew I was seconds away from a vomitacious evacuation of my stomach contents. The bedroom window was the closest outlet so I pulled out, spewed my ring out the window and headed straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth and curse my timing thinking “ Well done son, you’ve blown that!” When I went back in the bedroom the filthy slapper had just turned around and presented herself for doggy, which, of course, I obliged.

I’ve spent the afternoon buying a tree, decorating the fucker, and putting all the other decorations up, with a soundtrack of shite Christmas songs and a mental dog doing his box in at the lights and sparkly shite. I’m now having a cheeky beer at the restaurant at the top of my street whilst I wait for the pizzas we’ve ordered for the game. We had better beat these cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

There’s never been a space stowaway… … yet.

Have you invited Gemmill’s mam? 3-2 to England btw. Wilson getting the winner on 88mins.

YFP

Are they mental? Do they really think a Middle Eastern regime would just up and kill a journalist that was critical of them?… … outrageous.

Short-term memory loss is a terrible thing.

Hmmm. Pantry sounds a bit confusing in this case, how about we call them… ooh… shops?

The Fists are going to the Panto* tonight. OH YES WE ARE! *this won’t feel the same because of Saudi Arabia, obvs.

Which one is she?

What’s the difference between a food bank and food pantry other than the absolute Tory cuntishness of it ? Have I just answered my own question?

Whit means a very small part, so your fucking Whit is the mushroom.

Pluck my Roches Moutonée

We all know you’ve got a micro-penis.

Jet Black, Stranglers’ drummer. 84 Jet Black: 'Inspirational' drummer for the Stranglers dies aged 84 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63904248 One of the Stranglers was 84 ffs…

Lest we forget … “ I’ll have a house special fried rice, prawn crackers, and an underage hummer please”

Police cars aren’t stopping me

Hell of a manoeuvre that- no trailer strikes and didn’t creep in to the far lane. 10/10 😂

“ Anyone know any good parking spots in Riyadh ? “