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Monkeys Fist

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  1. He’s from that generation of players that juuust missed out on the mega-bucks, and he’s spent his life bitter about it. Good- bloke’s a cunt
  2. Rafa definitely suits a fuller beard, mind.
  3. Just done a 9hr shift, and was getting in to drum-led tracks, or just ones with excellent drums. A selection … Vinnie Colaiuta on drums John Bonham next, doesn’t get going until 3:50, but then it’s freight train time. Keith Moon… aye. Michael Shrieve, 19 when he did this… Frank Beard- had a ‘tache Steve Gorman - not fucking Dave Ziggy Modeliste Just a few, give me more please.
  4. One of my punters tonight has a unique name
  5. Braverman setting out her stall as Home Secretary and Anti-Woke Minister, ffs. Home Secretary Suella Braverman tells police to stop symbolic gestures https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63015388
  6. Nurse Ratched. 88. No jokes please lads, J69 idolised her and a bit of sensitivity goes a long way. 😉
  7. Already looked them up. Can you imagine if we had to wear that shit after getting snipped ?
  8. Jesus. Remind me, they went in “ to stop the Neo-Nazis from terrorising the population” , aye? Fuck Putin.
  9. If you liked Wolf Hall, the Shardlake books by C.J.Sansom might tickle your literary nethers.
  10. “Retruthed” What a fucking bloat.
  11. That’s Vic Reeves. Gets mistaken for Jim a lot.
  12. Aye, I tried calling it Jungle Meat, but people seemed to prefer “Chicken”.
  13. Anyone know what he’s saying here? I can’t understand his daft accent.
  14. I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles. “ Hard back?” she asked, ” Yeah, four flippers and a little head”.
  15. One of them is from sunderland, which makes this even better.
  16. Sticking your neck out there a bit, aren’t you?
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