Monkeys Fist

Oddly, Mrs.F. bought me a stick deodorant last week- I read the label and it said ” Remove cap and push up bottom”. I could barely walk in to the A&E.

88yr old man causes hospital evacuation by arriving with a WW1 shell stuck up his nethers.

Looks really familiar but I can’t quite place it…

I was all for spaffing the lot on OnlyFans, tbh, but this’ll do as a distant second choice

Aye, being there for your mate will mean more to him than you probably realise.

My wife demanded that I stop constantly impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down.

It’s like our version of Dave TV- minus the humour.

What’s the suction like? Is it bagless?

3-0

Just out of interest @MickArter, have you ever shit yourself?

He’s got us pegged, here.

Decent band until Gabriel left.

Tonsorial Determinism- looks like a bog brush, ends up caked in shit.

Mick Arter. Changed his name from Frank after a torrid childhood

Le oops.

Is the French version of “cans” Champagne enemas on ice?

Zut alors etc.

Reported. Leafism. ( the racism is obvious …)

I’ve always suspected that after take-off, Sala looked up his new manager, Colin, and after 20minutes took matters in to his own hands.

You’re all Villa fans.

I have similar feelings towards “buckle” in the same context. Not to be confused with “buckled”, which you were last night.

Can someone check the “Shit yourself” thread for this lad’s post?

Aye, this is on McKay’s wiki page ”had played a central role in the transfer, including arranging meetings between the involved parties and generating fake interest in the player, and was responsible for arranging the fatal flight. He was given an official police warning for his conduct towards Cardiff members of staff in the aftermath of the transfer.” Lovely bloke. The bolded bit says it all, really.