Monkeys Fist

This has probably been posted already, but there’s nowt wrong with sloppy seconds…

If you had to guess which former poster on here followed him on Twatter, who would it be?

They did- just didn’t take them long to “see what he can do”.

4-0

If CT wants The Squelch’s details I’m open to offers…

Had family round - half NUFC half MUFC. What a day

Horizon Zero Dawn - Forbidden West. Cheers Santa!

Alex Hedburg

Aye- my brother likes really peaty stuff like Lagavulin and whatever, whereas I think it’s sheep piss. The lighter, more honied eastern ones though…

Bit of a stab in the dark, but you could get him some Scottish whisky?

I’ve just had a very puzzled text from NASA saying they detected a super dense Brown Giant in my location. Boxing Day turd making an early appearance…

Thankfully Mrs. F. passed her test a few years back- I’m mildly befuddled

Bruno rocking the 1970 jazz bassist/porn star look.

Have you allowed time for your Gammon to whine about “forriners”?

There’s a flock live on Nun’s Moor next to Moorside in Fenham. Seen them squawking about a few times now.

To the nearest gallon, how much Lamb Bhuna should I prepare?

Finished now until the 28th- all shopping done and dusted. Starting prep for Christmas dinner for 10 and Boxing Day for 9 people, so an afternoon of me buzzing about the kitchen doing veg, stuffings, baking, and mild scutteration Merry Christmas lads!

This fucking whopper getting his arse handed to him in the replies…