Monkeys Fist

I like some of what Mr. Weller has done, musically, but I hold him entirely responsible for every single bloke who still sports the absolute tonsorial abortion that is…

I was still really a nipper, but I fucking hated the Jam because I shared a room with my older brother, who was bang in to them. He’d come in, take my AC/DC off the record player, and put the fucking Jam on Any argument resulted in a mild chinning. Our bedroom was like Brighton Beach in tbe 60s, my half was all Rock, biker jackets and Converse baseball boots, his was The fucking Jam, trousers with creases, and parkas. After hating/beating the shite of each other for our formative years, we did eventually become the very best of friends, even largely sharing musical tastes now.

Fyp

Looks nowt like her brother, David. 😉

Doug Buggerall

This isn’t just pacific to twitter. 😉

Flouncing over “words on the internet”? ( not your first flounce, see you soon ).

WTF????? Why’s Kid Rock there?

I guarantee at least one of them will buy it to film himself smashing it… entirely oblivious to the fact he’s paying Sammy Boy for the privilege.

From the further history of the Cockends… “The marriage 1578 of John Cockend to Anne Bellhat created hyphenated branch of the family who made their fortune in the manufacture of military helmets, and the polishing of said products.” Johnny Ballzac, genealogist and crypto-bro.

Nowt to do with Musk, but in a somewhat related topic to the earlier posts, I found out while I was away on this trip that the cunt who killed my brother is now in open prison, and will be eligible for likely release in a year or so. Will have done 17yrs if that’s the case, for going armed with knives and a cleaver and attacking him from behind. I’m sure 17yrs in Durham is no party, but the news brings back all the emotions from back then, with added bitterness from the reality of his absence in our lives. It brings up a conflict between what I believe prison should be- punishment and rehabilitation, and my actual, gut-punch feelings of “this cunt has no right to be getting out this soon”. No point in whining about it mind, there’s fuck-all I can do about it. As the family of the victim, we got to have a statement read out to the parole board at his hearing. He had the option of listening to it or not. We don’t have the right to know if he did or not, nor for that matter,anything at all about his behaviour/progress inside. One thing where we felt we had a smattering of agency in the whole process was requesting an exclusion zone in our locality upon his eventual release ( which they agreed on, and then some- it’s basically a three mile radius from my Mam’s house). Anyway, rights or wrongs, principles or realities, it felt like a proper kick in the bollocks, but, I’ll get over it. God help the fat cunt if me or my older brother ever see him mind

If he’s got Netflix, then they’ll automatically be his 2nd team, like the rest of the world.

This reminds me of a phrase that always makes me laugh ”He’s buttered the cheeks” Also, very fitting to the topic in hand.

If they spread their cheeks a bit he’ll be able to lick their tonsils.

You’re listening to the wrong music then. Get some of this in your ears…

I’m deep in the heart of Yam Yam Country, Telford and now Wolverhampton. I’d have been parked up and showered a whole lot earlier if they hadn’t taken 5 FUCKING HOURS to unload me at Telford. Honestly man, the only thing thicker than the daft cunts tipping me were their accents. I fucking hate the Midlands

7 kids- They’d look like spaniel’s ears without the implants

Renton has picked the only kid who looks utterly fucked off to be done up like shit gift wrapping Or maybe as he’s the youngest lad, he hasn’t had enough beatings off his dad to know when to pull the rictus grin ?

Aye, but if they’re all her kids she’ll have a minge like an upturned wheelie bin. Swings and roundabouts

Caught the last two rounds of the Tyson/Paul farce on my break. Unsurprisingly, as it went the distance, Paul won on points. Tyson looked in fantastic shape for a near-60yr old bloke, but he just didn’t have the reaction time to get his punches in. Paul looked like what he is, a tubby joke. When it comes down to it, Paul couldn’t knock out a pensioner who was in survival mode from round 2. Glad Tyson wasn’t hurt tbh.

The bit where you missed off the word “great” in front of grandkid?

Maybe he doesn’t produce jizz, but spores, like other mushrooms? I bet he grew his kids in a dark cupboard full of his used nappies.

‘Appen