Monkeys Fist

Which one you at? Penrith?

I mean, it was me, wtf did you expect?

What’s that belching gimp in the hat who lives in his mam’s attic been up to lately? Volunteering at Sunderland Amnesty?

Can’t be arsed trawling back to see if was mentioned, but a certain sunderland mp* was on the national news yesterday giving Sunak pelters. *giddup!

You got a problem with people with gaps in their front teeth, like? Pal.

Here you go Sammy. Jazz antidote.

Bob Mortimer was the funnier of those two by a country mile.

Remember that fucking idiot that had a pop at Coleman on their Netflix comedy special? He’s married to one of Mrs. F’s six-fingered workmates. Delightful bloke, apparently

MLFed YP , marra. FTM

David Cold, more like…

This entire thread, about the whole panoply of mackem failings, started in May 2012, is 932 pages. Before it got hidden, wasn’t their “sportswashing” thread on 1000+? Gibbering inbred fools

Oonoi Imeroiy, as the locals call him.

Ease up on Dougle man Craig- the poor lad got home from work tonight to find a note saying “ Your dinner’s in the fridge” Poor lad is starving

Get him a season ticket and your need to make a decision is gone.

Pele’s Mam- No Gemmill. Still kicking about at 100

You absolute slut.

Is he a Bhuna man?

Either; 1- Mrs. Dougle set the thing up in the broom cupboard. 2- Dougle is CT’s alt account 3- There’s a rabbit off.

Has it not got a glass lid?

We still get the odd stray turning up asking about cartoons. They don’t stay long