Monkeys Fist

Bastid.

He’s gonna miss

Ffs. pelanty.

I saw him cycling through Benton the other week- he looks better than he did a while back.

Disallowed Brentford goal, mackems losing to Swansea, Bruuuuuno. Giddup!

Chuck the washing in the bath with you- save energy!!!!

Assuming it all goes well, I wonder what the average Ukrainian will think about the Western response, also assuming we stay out of the “boots in the ground” side of it? Grateful for the help, resentment we didn’t send troops, a bit of both?

I’ve just now seen the tag explaining the thread title

Great microbrewery there- Bear Claw. https://www.bearclawbrewery.com/ Make the trip worthwhile

That’s where he’s transgressed- not even acknowledging their existence. And why the fuck should he? We’re a million fucking miles away from them, and they know it. Fewm fuel.

Sitter.

By putting them in my ears?

I lasted 1.3 seconds of that fucking awful screeching.

As comedy acts go, it’s a bit gash.

Most sweaties are terrible windbags, aye.

Kinky bitch

How many times will they manage to shoehorn that old tit Marsden singing Ferry Across the Mersey in to the show?

Dear Craig.

Tommy Squelch, more like.

Just thought I’d share my “ Screw Driver” with you all. Used them for a couple of years and makes putting stuff like screws in holes etc a piece of piss. 1 for about £8 You basically put the metal part on top of your nail thingy, hold the plastic part in your hand , and turn it to make the screw go in. The real magic happens when you turn it the other way, as then, the screw comes OUT of the hole!

I wouldn’t take advice from anyone called Mr. Hands, tbh.

We’re posting about wanking, not walking, silly.

Tell us about Vault Boy

Ask your Dad if he’d like a cup tea?