Monkeys Fist

Good luck mate- I quit the tabs a good few years back and I just wish I’d done it sooner. You’ll feel so much better, and you can actually taste stuff.

Kids today- no respect.

Sssssh! Have you not seen Candyman?

Buzzing, however, in the name of sunderland human rights warriors, I’ll place this beside our victory …

BUJ !!!!

Fucking get in Dan Burn!

You can get a decent boiler for about £150 plus the hotel room … so I’m told.

And the chicken… …and Prosecco

FYP

Technically he’s not lying

Nicholas Witchell is known as Shitlips in the TV world.

I’d give his lass a go, mind.

What did it say before? Can’t be arsed looking back.

I wasn’t really aware of sensations like temperature afterwards, tbh.

😂 I was at the Cardiff Millennium stadium game against Manure and we were stood in this square before the game having a pint, along about 2-300 other Geordies. There was a couple of coppers there, having a bit laugh with everyone as it was all good natured drunkenness. Two Manure fans came around the corner next to us and you see the cogs turning as they realised where they were, but their legs were still taking them forward. Some daft lad leaned over and said something to the effect of “ Alreet lads, do you want a beer?” Daft twats, with huge relief on their faces, said “Yes please” In Les than 15 seconds they were totally drenched in beer and looking like drowned rats. Coppers were stood there pissing themselves as the masses ushered them on their way with a few more pints on the head to keep them going.

I was at that game, right next to the tunnel tbh. Him, Zola and Poyet seemed genuinely blown away by their reception from us as they left. I’m sure one of them chucked their shirt in to our lot too. Leaving the ground after I remember saying to a Chelsea lad “ Cheer up man, you’s fucking won!” because he looked utterly miserable… … which might’ve been because he was surrounded by thousands of pissed-up raucous Geordies, but hey-ho.

FYP

Kids have fucked off out, Mrs. is watching tv shite, which gives me a good couple of hours to get stuck in this Forbidden West. I’ve eventually got to the actual West ( main game map), and it’s fecking huge. Happy days

Aye, sorry to hear that Fish mate.

Have thought about starting a 5-a-side hoverboard league?

Fucking hell There’s definitely a slice or two missing from his loaf.

Aye, the billionaire will need some pin money once retires at 45. Man of the people

I had to read that twice.